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The following is based on fact but elements are fictional (any quotes are fact, any accusations are fictional). It is not intended to be taken seriously but rather to poke more fun at the presidents and get a few laughs.

I write this assuming that everyone is at least 14 years old, the age requirement to play erepublik. If you are bellow that age you should not read the following.


Isy, former president of Germany, and Antonio Salgado, current president of Brazil have been arrested.
Charges against Isy: Rape and Assault with a deadly weapon.
Charges against Antonio: Rape and entering somebody's house without permission.

Here's the full text of the events. It is lengthy but I think it's worth reading! It took place on the eGermany public IRC.

[Nina_Ayu] Isy is drunk
[Nina_Ayu] xD

[Isy] Nina you are drunk too
[Isy] give Nina a red rose

[Nina_Ayu] lol

[Isy] tomorrow I am arrested
[Isy] look into my eyes nina!

[Nina_Ayu] tries to stay away from Isy

[Isy] now kiss me!
[Isy] oopf I feeling stupid
[Isy] I get a korb in the internet how stupid

[Nina_Ayu] lol

[Isy] nina you are drunk
[Isy] I am drunk
[Isy] you kissed me
[Isy] I kissed you
[Isy] on legs
[Isy] on neck
[Isy] on stomach

[Nina_Ayu] 😮
[Nina_Ayu] i did?!?!?
[Nina_Ayu] omfg

[Isy] yes you did !

[Nina_Ayu] im soooooo soooorrrrrryyyyyy
[Nina_Ayu] will you forgive me Isy?
[Nina_Ayu] 🙁

[Isy] what I should forgive ?

[Nina_Ayu] i dont know 🙁
[Nina_Ayu] i dont remember!

[Isy] you are still drunk
[Isy] :/ you fooling me

[Nina_Ayu] 🙁
[Nina_Ayu] i am sorry

[Isy] I know what is a nice thing that I will forgive
[Isy] we continue to kiss
[Isy] c'mon into my villa
[Isy] Nina
[Isy] Nina_Ayu
[Isy] I give you a read rose

[Nina_Ayu] lol

[Isy] *red

[Nina_Ayu] takes the rose
[Nina_Ayu] 😶

[Isy] now continue
[Isy] look into my eyes
[Isy] took Nina into the bedroom

---Antonio Salgado had been waiting in Isy's room---

[Antonio_Salgado] kiss Nina_Ayu feets
[Antonio_Salgado] kiss Nina_Ayu legs

[Nina_Ayu] lol
[Nina_Ayu] omfg

[Antonio_Salgado] kiss Nina_Ayu stomach

[Isy] Nina

[Nina_Ayu] Isy keep that private

[Isy] say it

[Nina_Ayu] xD

[Antonio_Salgado] kiss Nina_Ayu neck

[Nina_Ayu] 😛

[Antonio_Salgado] 😶

[Nina_Ayu] lol

[Isy] oh it looks like a three love one

[Nina_Ayu] Antonio_Salgado NOOOO

[Isy] damn

[Nina_Ayu] o.O

[Antonio_Salgado] rapes Nina_Ayu, for the country good

[Isy] oh Nina
[Isy] damn
[Isy] she was my

[Nina_Ayu] lol

[Isy] shoot Antonio
[Isy] KABOOM

[Nina_Ayu] 😶

[Isy] Nina run !

[Nina_Ayu] SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!

[Isy] Bllod !

[Isy] run !
[Isy] I shooted
[Isy] run !

[Nina_Ayu] i cant!

[Isy] why

[Nina_Ayu] runs

[Isy] took Nina into his house

[Nina_Ayu] lol

[Isy] Nina is sitting on his bed

[Nina_Ayu] 😮

[Isy] she is still drunk

[Nina_Ayu] i dont know where i am anymore!
[Nina_Ayu] ;_;

[Isy] loved Nina_Ayu finally
[Isy] Nina 😁
[Isy] did you enjoy it
[Isy] sure you did
[Isy] 😛

[Nina_Ayu] 😶
[Nina_Ayu] i dont know
[Nina_Ayu] i passed out
[Nina_Ayu] 😛

[Isy] better

At this point the Police arrived and arrested Isy (and Antonio, who was found a few hours later by the police passed out wearing a poncho and a cowboy hat a few blocks from Isy's house).

P.S. If you haven't joined the fun on the eGermany IRC yet, you definitely should.
[url]irc://irc.littleproject.de/erepublik[/url]
For help setting up an IRC client: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-way-of-the-irc-755201/1/20

-Elisa Vorimberg