Is this real life?

Day 1,273, 16:21 • Published in USA USA • by MISCmeatheadMilitia

Welcome subscribes to another ambiguous article by yours truly.

For your listening pleasure

Be fair warned, there will probably be no rhyme or reason to this thing as I honestly have nothing of importance to talk about.

What you can expect is a lot of rambling, probably a bunch of pictures, maybe some music to set the mood but in all honesty, unless you wish to kill sometime reading some nonsensical piece of garbage article, like the one you're reading now, that has total disregard to the human grammar and punctuation system, then it is probably in your best interest to stop now as you've already killed a few braincells and it's down hill from here...

Before we begin it is best you know this one very small but extremely important fact...



now that is out of the way...

Mexicans be tripping and be trying to be all up on our stuff like WOAH



Coming after Texas?

I'll see your mexicans and raise you...

Rednecks


You were all like, here we come and we were all like, don't try it we got big guns!



and once we won we celebrated the right way...





moving on

This may be a bit late, but as you know I don't much pay attention to anything going on in eRep. But I'd like to send a personal 'Thank you' to our German friends out of 'Bad Company'

Link to Bad Company Military Page


I'd like to suggest that anyone who has a couple seconds send at least 1 message to a member of their group saying thank you. As you may have seen their skull pop up on NUMEROUS battles of the eUSA lately.


Honestly.... I do...

And remember, this is just a game soooooo....


AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Incoming attack from Techno Asian Godzilla Viking


Random Chicks






With that being said I encourage anyone who is thinking about leaving the game due to boredom to look into joining one of the eUSA military branches!

Naturally I'm going to steer you towards AIRBORNE because I'm bias.

GO AIRBORNE!



Strength: 1800
Minimum Rank: Lt Colonel**
Minimum Influence Per Fight with No Weapon: 400
AIRBORNE APPLICATION



Thanks For Dropping By!



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