Is Florida prepared to repel an invasion?

Day 664, 13:48 • Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria • by Grakulan

Sure, we have all heard about the top-notch defense system installed in Florida ... but we've never seen it actually tested in combat. And considering a quick tour of the positions reveals to the casual observer sights like these:

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one can't help but ask himself whether those previous presidents, who procured defense systems from their own companies, were telling the entire truth about the quality of the product they sold to their country.

But hey, at least the National Guard is maintaining a high level of combat readiness! Right? Let's see what's going on in their barracks:



Riiiiiight ...

But that's OK as long as the sentries are alert and can raise the alarm on time:



Hmmmm ...

But wait - experimental biological weaponry is being tested by American military forces:



Still, America, do you think "miracle" weapons will be enough you to save you?

From this armed and dangerous awesomeness?



Are you ready for them?



Because they are ready to bring to you ... TOTAL WAR!