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Day 10, 00:00 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by AgentChieftain

AP story about our glorious president😐||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (AP) — DIO BRANDO embarked on a new five-year term as a civilian president Thursday, promising to lift a state of emergency by Dec. 16 and restore the constitution before January elections, a key demand of his domestic opponents and foreign backers. In a televised speech hours after taking the oath of office, BRANDO also urged former prime ministers IDORT and //MONO — his two rivals for power who recently returned from exile — not to boycott the Jan. 8 parliamentary elections.