IRL News of our Glorious Fatherland:
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AP story about our glorious president😐
||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (AP)  DIO BRANDO embarked on a new five-year term as a civilian president Thursday, promising to lift a state of emergency by Dec. 16 and restore the constitution before January elections, a key demand of his domestic opponents and foreign backers. In a televised speech hours after taking the oath of office, BRANDO also urged former prime ministers IDORT and //MONO  his two rivals for power who recently returned from exile  not to boycott the Jan. 8 parliamentary elections.
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This just in Musharref wordfilters to BRANDO, no joke amiright?
Yeah, but Idort and I (but with two slashes in front of my name) got in there.
The two slashes is but a way to note that it's the beginning of a byline, because we don't have italics.
Can I be Bhutto?