Irish Bromance

Day 1,163, 00:50 • Published in Canada Canada • by Spencer Magee

As you've probably noticed, we're at war with the Irish at the moment. Don't freak out though, this is a move to cement our special Bromance. We are simply expressing our love through violence, which is the most beautiful form of expressing one's love. Ireland has kindly offered their daughter Shannon to us for a very cheap monthly fee at 40g.

She isn't just a cheap harlot though. She's a kind and shy individual, a romantic, and a passionate Irish patriot. That the Irish are allowing us inside Shannon is a huge honour, one we must always remember.

I pledge to do all I can to protect Shannon and to keep her safe from the perverted grasps of PEACEniks, PENIXphiles and Redcoats, and I pledge to assist our Irish bros in battle against all their enemies, in their darkest hour, until the death.



We just have so much in common. We're both rather small in population and we both get constantly robbed. We're both total messes, but together we can be just one big mess
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