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Iran Called Me Chubby!!!

Day 671, 23:14 • Published in Canada Canada

• by BenMartin

This following transcript has been stolen from the World Tribunal Court, in which the World (hear by referred to as the Admin) representing Iran, speaks with Canada (who is representing BenMartin) about BenMartin's recent behavior.

Admin: Canada, we have had it with BenMartin’s behaviour, m’kay? Poor Iran is now being treated in the hospital!!!

Canada: BenMartin why would you do such a thing!?!

BenMartin: [insincerely] I’m sorry I handcuffed Iran’s ankle to a flagpole.

Admin: You know that’s not the point!

BenMartin: [rolls eyes] Okay, I'm sorry I handcuffed Iran’s ankle to a flagpole and then gave them a hacksaw. And then told them I had poisoned their lunch milk and that the only way they could get to the antidote in time would be to saw through their leg.

Canada: That was very naughty BenMartin

BenMartin: But they called me chubby!!!!