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Invade Bolivia. A country only a shade of its former self and still lacking coastal connections (I don't think that's very significant in this game, but I felt it was worth a comment on). I don't know about you, but when I think of Bolivians, I think of grimy socks bathed in antelope shit and sprayed with cheap Cuban cologne. Essentially, they're a poor man's Brazilian (yikes, i went their) Perhaps I'm slightly prejudiced in stating that, but I think I just want to kick-start a war of some sort. Just for laughs...
Another thing, we should elect a dead ERepublikan to the US Presidency. Why not, they'll be physically incapable of doing anything wrong and it prevents the debilitating process of political discussion and the subsequently deplorable gridlocks. There's a couple of Ecorpses lying around, let's take a pick...
Hmm... what else? Oh, we should buy North Korean food companies. There's a decent market over there, and so I've heard in North Korea, the acquisition of food is top priority. But then again, we probably should just invest in low quality weapons manufacturers and ignore the desperate pleas for food...
Um... that's all for now. That's my ignorant, eccentric rambling regarding stupid things. Hope you like, you probably won't. But, hey, it's worth a shot.