Introducing the NEW Flying Unicorn Squadron

Day 793, 08:31 • Published in USA USA • by Office of the Chief of Staff

The Flying Unicorn Squadron is a name that is respected by many eAmericans - old and young alike. Named by the baddest of the bad - Eugene Harlot - the FUS started off as an anti-PTO organization. Then the Unicorns turned their attention to moving people into the fortress states by offering moving tickets to younger eAmericans who needed it. The FUS also was the org in which the war bonds used to help pay for World War III were repaid to eAmericans. To streamline the process of getting tickets and food to new eAmericans, I merged the FUS with the Meals on Wheels program, effectively closing the doors on the Flying Unicorn Squadron a few weeks ago.

Today, I am introducing the NEW Flying Unicorn Squadron: Tiamati.Magick, Gildorg, Nova Coru, and Archer Bullseye. These four volunteers will man the Flying Unicorn Squadron and talk to eAmericans who use the USA National game chat room. Their mission is to educate all those looking for assistance and provide them a moving ticket if they are not in one of the fortress states. This is going to be an amazing program, and help the eUSA retain the new citizens we are losing. This, in connection with the other citizen retention programs, serves to strengthen our great nation. Please welcome the new volunteers with open arms!

I am asking that people continue to send people to this request sheet for moving tickets. The FUS tickets are only for those players lost in the game chat.