Introducing! Spam - PUBLIC ACTION! Mag
Day 5,649, 09:45
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by Nifty.
Welcome to the first Edition of the Spam - PUBLIC ACTION! Mag
That’s right The Real Spamicans now have access to one of these fancy org thingies. Who knows what fun things we could do with this...
For starters, we are happy to announce a few exciting new opportunities for Spamicans across the eUK on top of the fantastic announcement from Mr Immanuel Kant just yesterday that the Spamicans are rolling out a new BUPA program to help provide eUK citizens with a boost of energy …for free! Check that article out here.
Election Giveaway!
Firstly, we want to say a massive thank you to everyone who voted in the CP election. The turnout was so high that we here at Spamican HQ thought you all deserved a treat - so keep an eye on those notifications if you haven’t received your gift already.
It is fantastic to see the eUK’s activity thriving, and that has always been (and remains) a key goal for the Spamicans. Who reckons we can get back over 100 votes in an election by the end of the year? Imagine the size of the celebratory treat if that happens.
The Spamican Congress Pledge
We here at the Spamicans want to do all we can to increase the retention, enjoyment and opportunities of newer players. Therefore this month the top two spots on the Spamican congress list will be put aside for any members who wish to run that have never been in congress before.
Join sharpish to take advantage of this! Our doors are open to every to join and new members will qualify too. Remember if elected we do ask for you to commit your time to Congress as we like active Congressmen! So if you’re a new player or just someone who’s always been interested in taking the step into the world of Congress please join and get in touch with our Party President Sambo223.
This is well overdue - let’s start introducing a new generation of talent to positions of power. They're as keen and capable as anyone!
Spamican Policy Groups
A Spamican CP may not have been elected but that doesn’t mean as a party we’re going to sit back and do nothing for a month. We have formed Spamican Policy Groups, coordinated on discord and ingame to come up with new ideas and to shape them into policy.
Already, behind the scenes, the brightest minds in Spam are hard at work coming up with new ideas and initiatives. Some amazing stuff is already coming out of them. Mr Woldy even said it was fun sitting down with party colleagues and figuring out new ideas and policies. Currently there are 3 groups, Military, Finance and Domestic. And there's room for more!
(Redacted screenshot of the Spamican Domestic Dossier. Want to see more? Join TRS!)
If you’re interested in guiding the future of the eUK then please have a think about joining the party and getting involved in these groups. This is the perfect way to get to grips with ePolitics in a supportive environment and see your ideas turn to proposals and action!
BUPA is a perfect example. That idea is now being put into action and it was born out of Spamican Policy Groups. Now is the time to get involved and experience the melting pot of TRS politics. We cannot wait to have you. No other party in the eUK will offer you the opportunity to create and guide party policies like this. If it sounds like your thing - Join us now!
Make Way for the Spamican Guard
We’re also excited to announce that the militant wing of the Spamican party is now up and running and accepting new members. It’s still early days but Spygon and the Spamican Guard can’t wait to accept active foot soldiers to throw their spam-grenades deep into training-enemy lines.
An active MU like this is a great way to get involved in the military side of the game and boost the eUKs impact on the battlefield whilst getting a nice community feeling. This is the best time ever to get involved in The Real Spamicans and we’ll welcome you with open arms to both the party and our new shiny MU.
An org and MU announcement all in one article? What a time to be alive.
It’s an exciting time to be a Spamican. In a week's time will be our monthly Party President elections where we encourage everyone in the party to run and then we’ll be gearing up to another Congress election. If you’re the sort of person that likes fun then get on board NOW!!!
For now that’s all the updates we have but to keep up to date with everything Spam then subscribe to this newspaper.
Yours in Spam.
TRS
That’s right The Real Spamicans now have access to one of these fancy org thingies. Who knows what fun things we could do with this...
For starters, we are happy to announce a few exciting new opportunities for Spamicans across the eUK on top of the fantastic announcement from Mr Immanuel Kant just yesterday that the Spamicans are rolling out a new BUPA program to help provide eUK citizens with a boost of energy …for free! Check that article out here.
Election Giveaway!
Firstly, we want to say a massive thank you to everyone who voted in the CP election. The turnout was so high that we here at Spamican HQ thought you all deserved a treat - so keep an eye on those notifications if you haven’t received your gift already.
It is fantastic to see the eUK’s activity thriving, and that has always been (and remains) a key goal for the Spamicans. Who reckons we can get back over 100 votes in an election by the end of the year? Imagine the size of the celebratory treat if that happens.
The Spamican Congress Pledge
We here at the Spamicans want to do all we can to increase the retention, enjoyment and opportunities of newer players. Therefore this month the top two spots on the Spamican congress list will be put aside for any members who wish to run that have never been in congress before.
Join sharpish to take advantage of this! Our doors are open to every to join and new members will qualify too. Remember if elected we do ask for you to commit your time to Congress as we like active Congressmen! So if you’re a new player or just someone who’s always been interested in taking the step into the world of Congress please join and get in touch with our Party President Sambo223.
This is well overdue - let’s start introducing a new generation of talent to positions of power. They're as keen and capable as anyone!
Spamican Policy Groups
A Spamican CP may not have been elected but that doesn’t mean as a party we’re going to sit back and do nothing for a month. We have formed Spamican Policy Groups, coordinated on discord and ingame to come up with new ideas and to shape them into policy.
Already, behind the scenes, the brightest minds in Spam are hard at work coming up with new ideas and initiatives. Some amazing stuff is already coming out of them. Mr Woldy even said it was fun sitting down with party colleagues and figuring out new ideas and policies. Currently there are 3 groups, Military, Finance and Domestic. And there's room for more!
(Redacted screenshot of the Spamican Domestic Dossier. Want to see more? Join TRS!)
If you’re interested in guiding the future of the eUK then please have a think about joining the party and getting involved in these groups. This is the perfect way to get to grips with ePolitics in a supportive environment and see your ideas turn to proposals and action!
BUPA is a perfect example. That idea is now being put into action and it was born out of Spamican Policy Groups. Now is the time to get involved and experience the melting pot of TRS politics. We cannot wait to have you. No other party in the eUK will offer you the opportunity to create and guide party policies like this. If it sounds like your thing - Join us now!
Make Way for the Spamican Guard
We’re also excited to announce that the militant wing of the Spamican party is now up and running and accepting new members. It’s still early days but Spygon and the Spamican Guard can’t wait to accept active foot soldiers to throw their spam-grenades deep into training-enemy lines.
An active MU like this is a great way to get involved in the military side of the game and boost the eUKs impact on the battlefield whilst getting a nice community feeling. This is the best time ever to get involved in The Real Spamicans and we’ll welcome you with open arms to both the party and our new shiny MU.
An org and MU announcement all in one article? What a time to be alive.
It’s an exciting time to be a Spamican. In a week's time will be our monthly Party President elections where we encourage everyone in the party to run and then we’ll be gearing up to another Congress election. If you’re the sort of person that likes fun then get on board NOW!!!
For now that’s all the updates we have but to keep up to date with everything Spam then subscribe to this newspaper.
Yours in Spam.
TRS
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Nifty.
Look at all that Spammy goodness
Another reminder (though I have messaged most of the eUK)
If you are under level 50 message me and get your free food and weapons!
Join TRS! There's so much fun to be had
This is what a party should look like!
Talking about how to engage with eRep in a constructive way?
Listening to ideas?
Oh, and then not just complaining - actually doing something about it to try and make things better?
And then, if that wasn't enough, actually advertising the ways that people can either get free stuff or also contribute if they so wished?
With just so much in a can - it can only be spam
amazing!
The most versatile of meats
Not everyone likes SPAM
It is always good to have alternatives on the menu
Cheque please garcon
You're right!
Having alternatives does indeed help - be the change you want to see.
On an unrelated note: How's your PP campaign going?
we have an org?
Nifty