introducing a MOLE

Day 2,316, 14:10 • Published in USA USA • by Dr. Strangeclock
"A mask reveals what it conceals. By donning some masks but not others, people disclose precisely what they would most shield. Indeed, a person does not hide behind a mask so much as struggle beneath the weight of it."

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you "A mole"



Does this face look familiar?!! Apparently not, there’s no feature on it!! For the surprise of many, despite the heavy weight of the mask he was wearing, a mole popped up today. It just could not stand sitting underneath the skin. And yet another one and another one… and soon we’ll have an army of moles, or at least that’s the intention!!~

On a relaxed note, trying to see the nicer side of it, I really had kicks re-watching Austin Powers bloopers:

Mole, mole, mole, bloody mole, bloody mole, you bloody moley bastard!
Don’t talk about bloody mole with a bloody mole so big it probably votes! Looks like a bloody bubble in a pizza, you bloody mole- faced mole bugger! Moley, moley, moley- the Brothers Mc-Mole-en! You’d be in Spain to be a bull, you’d say “moleee”!! Even the bloody mole’s got a mole in such a big bloody mole!! It’s the Moley Grail of moles! You’re molier than thou attitude! Stick you bloody mole up your bum- bum you moley bastard! Moley mole.

On a more serious note, Blacksheep get along with all animals, including moles. Only, not this mole.

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