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Greetings everyone!
Let me present you an interview with the e😜resident of eRussia 🙂

— It's always hard to choose first question to start the interview with. Because of that my first question is kind of stupi😛 Long time ago I "presented" you a personal tinyurl link tinyurl.com/M0redan do you use it? Why not? 🙂
— I forgot it, I will put it now in my Favorites, for the case that it is needed.

— Bigger part of your eLife you lived in eRussia. Do you missing it?
— Certainly I miss many good Russian people. But I also appreciate to be free from the constant attacks of other people. Unfortunately I think that politics in the Russia I left was pretty unpleasant for me, because of the inviolability of the "elite" interest group, which left few chances for a honest revolution and a more respectable state. I think the next President Mr. Sasha237 described the situation pretty well. I prefer not to live in such Russia.

— What are your brightest memories of the period when you were eRussian?
— The moment of the elections was unforgettable, I really thought that I could help to construct a new Russia. Also, the moment we recovered Western Siberian Region and Russia was unified again.

— Lets imagine that some forces returned you to the past, to the time before you was elected as president, will you change anything? (BTW, will you shout something like "OH SHI~!!! I'M TIME TRAVELLER!!!11"?)
— Yes, of course. For the start, I would have made anouther presidential campaign, explaining in both parties that I was not not ready to submit to the Legislative in Executive subject matters. So that the know what they elect, if they elect me.

— If I'm not mistaken, after leaving eRussia you settled in eIndia (cause they offered you gainful occupation in army). How you appeared after that in ePeru? 🙂
— Actually not, the main reason was that they needed help. Peru also needed help, but their President ignored my messages offering myself. In India some people were actively interested on me (and yes, they offered me some weapons).
In India the V.I.P. strongly rejected me because I started critisizing everything, which was wrong in my opinion, when I still had no power to do things better. I was considered a troll by many of those people, so I could not help much. I learned from that experience, and when India did no longer need any help anymore, I moved to Peru.

— I think eRussia still can remember how you can criticize anything you considered to be wrong - with some sort of obstinacy 🙂 How do you think, is eRussia on the first place in the list of eCountries in terms of quarrelling among citizens?
— No. I do not know enough countries to judge anything like that.

— And among eCountries you know?
— I would say average, between India, Spain and Peru.

— What your thoughts about "The Cossacks" party? How can you estimate changes which took place after your leaving?
— Not quite, but I am unsure about, if all Ataman have actually read the Cossack Manifesto and the description of the Party in it, and if they agree with it.

— What will you answer if Cossacks will call for you (to became Ataman again)?
— I think that Peru needs me more than Russia, and that I cannot do in Russia what I would like to do, because of the opposition of the people I spoke about. So, I would say "no, thank you". Only if Russia, some day, decides that they want me to lead, and the elite agrees to provide me with the necessary instruments to change things, then I would return. This is very improbable.

— You know, some people in eRussia still expect that one day you will appear riding a bear with Shpagin's SMG in your hands, shouting "FOR MOTHER RUSSIA". Are they significantly mistaken? 🙂
— Yes. I explained the circumstances under which I would return, and they are extremely improbable: the elite will not renounce to their power, and Russia does not feel that they need me. And even I come, it would be more like "FOR HONOR AND JUSTICE!" 🙂

— About experience you got after retirement, can it be useful IR?
— What is "IR"?

— In real life.
— As Paladin of the Relevation, I do not believe in such a thing 🙂

— Of cause I'm fooling you! 😃 No such thing as "REAL" exist! Ha-Ha! 😃
Do you have personal enemies in eRussia?
— I guess some people still consider me as an enemy. I consider nobody, in the whole Gamma ("eRepublik&quot😉 as an enemy. I prefer to fight actions instead of concentrating on people. Nobody is a devil or a saint.

— What's you attitude towards eRussian foreign politics in lost month, especially considered eSerbia and eChina?
— None, as I have few idea about it 🙂

— BTW, while we are talking here Sasha237 was banned. Do you think that he really used the exploit by intentional design?
— It is for me hard to believe, but I do not know the accusation nor the circumstances, so I am happy that the decision does not depend on me.

— After reborn you became preacher of new eReligion. Did you score any successes in it?
— I am not a preacher but a Paladin... and no, I have archieved no success in it. This is sad, but by the other side, I do have sucess in the political side, doing the Good and fighting the Evil, without the limitations of nationalism, and with a better view about this world as I had before. In my times as Cossack, I still thought in terms of countries doing good or evil things. This is definitively over, and I like the new freedom, and the successes I have had on them.

I also do not feel exactly unconfortable with the role of unique member of a faith, like a Don Quixote, wandering around the world and fighting forces thousands times mighter as me. It is romantic, and beautiful when you, per chance, even win sometimes.

— Can you say some words about this eReligion? I think not many people in eRussia herd about it.
— Well, it has a theology, a cosmogony and prophecies, but the main part for me as Paladin are the morality and the politica/religious ideal. We protect the weak (countries, parties, people), tell the truth, and fight against liars, sorcerers ("hackers&quot😉, golems ("multis&quot😉, trolls, demagoges and genocides. The long-term target is a multinational state, integrated and strong, much more centralistic as any alliance, with a Church and an Inquisition (which prosecutes only sorcery), with Orders of Paladins and an Emperor, whose politics are according to those moral ideals. We call it the Holy Empire, and you can read more about it here.

— Will you answer questions from my readers in comments (if there will be any)? 🙂
— Probably not in the comments themselves. But if some nice journalist gathers them, translates them if necessary, and sends them to me somehow, I will do my best. As I was in Russia, I am now in Peru busy as hell.

— I will look for such a man but it's hard to find one 🙁 Maybe I will translate comments of my readers by myself and repost them under the article?
— I guess you just catched my suggestion 🙂 If you give me extra questions I will try to answer them.

— Thank you for interview!

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