interview with humeRUS [EN/RUS]

Day 1,945, 16:04 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by Dr. Packesel
hello today
i, dr packesel interview the cypRUS-RUSian humeRUS


EN VERSION

Dr. Packesel:

hello humeRUS!
thank you for being my interview partner.
1. question:
What do you think about russia in general?

humeRUS:

I like them and that is why my nickname is ending with RUS sakol xd

Dr. Packesel:

What do you think about feta?

humeRUS:

kanki i like my Fetullah Gülen hoca efendi hazretleri a lot if you meant feto xd

Dr. Packesel:

no i mean feta orospu çocugu. xdxd
Why did you came to cypRUS after u were in RUSsia? And will u soon join also GERmany?

humeRUS:

kanki there is no fun in eTurkey for me. some orospu çocuklari stole my BH and i decided to not play in eTR. I had intention to take Cypriot cs but in that time there was no cs and i took Russian.

Why not if Merkel gives a blowjob xdd

Dr. Packesel:

did you know that bh is the german word for bra?

humeRUS:

How can i know piçin evladi do i look like Turk who plays in Bundesliga? 🙁

Dr. Packesel:

no u look more like özil. well only the eyes oh i forgot he is german
btw: i am the interviewer amk
what is ur favorite erepublik moment

humeRUS:

I will never forget the moment when i got elected as a CP in Turkey xD

Dr. Packesel:

did u go for farewell then like depici?

humeRUS:

Nein

Dr. Packesel:

ich frage mich, ob du jetzt diese frage übersetzen lässt, bei google translate oder du einfach fragst was ich da schreibe, egal xdxd
trinkst du gerne hamidiye wasser? xdxd

humeRUS:

Ich bin Aykut. Ich liebe fuhrer reis xd. Danke schon xD

Dr. Packesel:

ok qnqi xdxd
do you want to say to the readers of the interview? xdxd

humeRUS:

Dedeye sahip çıkalım xd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uau6AzGaTl0

RUS version

Doktor Packesel :

Privet plechevoy kosti !
Blagodaryu vas za to, chto moye intervʹyu partnera.
1. vopros:
Chto vy dumayete o Rossii v tselom?

plechevoy kosti :

YA lyublyu ikh , i imenno poetomu moy nik zakanchivaya RUS Sakol XD

Doktor Packesel :

Chto vy dumayete o Feta ?

plechevoy kosti :

Kanki Mne nravitsya moya Fetullah Gyulen Khocha efendi hazretleri mnogo, yesli vy imeli v vidu feto XD

Doktor Packesel :

net ya imeyu v vidu feta orospu çocugu . xdxd
Pochemu vy prishli na Kipr posle togo, kak byli i v Rossii? I budet u vskore prisoyedinitsya i Germaniya?

plechevoy kosti :

Kanki net nikakogo udovolʹstviya v eTurkey dlya menya. nekotoryye orospu çocuklari ukral moy BH , i ya reshil ne igratʹ v OPK . U menya bylo namereniye prinyatʹ kiprskoy CS , no v to vremya ne bylo nikakikh CS , i ya vzyal russkiy yazyk.

Pochemu by i net , yesli Merkelʹ dayet minet XDD

Doktor Packesel :

Vy znali, chto BH eto nemetskoye slovo dlya byustgalʹtera?

plechevoy kosti :

Kak ya mogu uznatʹ piçin evladi Razve ya pokhozh turka, kotoryy igrayet v bundeslige ? : (

Doktor Packesel :

net i bolʹshe pokhozhi na Ezil . i tolʹko glaza O, ya zabyl, chto on yavlyayetsya nemetskiy
Kstati: ya intervʹyuyer AMK
chto ur lyubimyy moment yeRespubliku

plechevoy kosti :

YA nikogda ne zabudu tot moment, kogda ya byl izbran v kachestve CP v Turtsii XD

Doktor Packesel :

tak i poyti na proshchaniye to , kak depici ?

plechevoy kosti :

Nein

Doktor Packesel :

ich Zaprosov Mich , O. B. dyu Jetzt Diese Zaprosov übersetzen lässt , bey Google Translate Oder -dyu- Einfach fragst byl ich da schreibe , Igalya xdxd
trinkst dyu Gerne Hamidiye Wasser ? xdxd

plechevoy kosti :

Ich Bin Aykut . Ich Liebe fyurera Reys XD. Danke Schon XD

Doktor Packesel :

OK qnqi xdxd
Vy khotite skazatʹ chitatelyam intervʹyu ? xdxd

plechevoy kosti :

Dedeye sahip çıkalım XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uau6AzGaTl0