Interview with CP Candidate Jimmy Cincinnati

Day 3,600, 15:30 • Published in USA USA • by Max Tse Tung







So recently Jimmy Cincinnati announced his decision to run for POTUS. I have decided to interview him. The interview in full is below. Check it out!










Q1: Hey Jimmy, how are you?

A: That's a tough question. I like them tough. I can't complain.



Q2: That's good well I hear you're running for CP?

A: I have some free time and it's one of my goals.



Q3: What made you run for CP this term?

A: At first, there were no candidates. I thought I was going to save America. I'm staying in the race because the other candidate represents different views from my own.


Q4: What will your foreign policy look like?

A: I'm going to turn it into a community project. Make ambassadors of as many people as possible.



Q5: Are you planning on trying to change any existing rules of government?

A: If it's not broke, I won't fix it. It's not really my decision anyway.
Congress will decide the laws.



Q6: Who will be in your cabinet?

A: Still working on that. It will be out two days before the election. I've asked for volunteers from several parties.



Q7: How would you go about choosing your cabinet?

A: I'm trying to find people with relevant skills. Some who have served, preferably.



Q8: What would you do to strengthen the community here in eUSA?

A: Community social projects, community involvement in foreign affairs, increased media presence, coordinated battles and changing the official religion to Harambenism.



Q9: Any new programs you'd like to implement on a national scale?

A: We use to have mass attacks, on IRC. It would be fun to bring them to discord. Especially, now that you get to see your comrades on the battlefield.
I wouldn't create any more programs that would cost tax payer money.
Since I'm against tax increases.


Q10: How many times have you campaigned for this office?

A: This makes three. In my 5 years of existence.



Q11: What will you do for new players in office?

A: Publish information about the duties of office. Get the DoCA published. Maintain the programs already in place. And be easy to reach, in case they have questions. The welcome message is recently updated. Has updated programs.
Should be fine, as long as those are maintained.



Q12: What are your goals?

A: Get some new people into politics, Increase activity in the eUS and show the world that we are good allies.



Q13: What prior experience and qualifications do you have?

A: I have served in the Media Department, Citizen Affairs and Ministry of Defense. I've served as an ambassador and coordinated international war efforts. I've been involved in countless infrastructure projects.



Q14: What makes you different from your political opponents?

A: Depends on the candidate. I just heard another candidate was running. I'm trying harder. I started in a party with 17 members and helped it grow to a top 5 party. Pretty sure neither of them have experienced that.



Q15: If you were Plato what would you do to improve the game?

A: I'd add a national forum. A chat program that actually works would be nice, too.


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