Interview with a Legend(Krimpie)

Day 1,268, 09:12 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Ex Banned'it

Even though I'm sorta new here, it wasn't long before I heard the tale of Krimpie, such is it with mythical creatures and legends of old...
As some eSA citizens tell tales of him to scare young PTOers, others tell tales of his many battles and victories.
Indeed there is no doubt, young or old; experienced or new, you have probably heard the tale of KrimpieKat..unless ofcourse you're still under that rock of yours, in which case, LISTEN UP!

As Legend has it, Krimpie is not an easy man to find(if you don't know where to look that is)
So I prepared the arduous journey, to find out if the legend of Kriempie is true.
Many days I traveled, endured the harsh Namib desert, even hiked across Luc Preators' "Marion island" in search of Kriempie, 18 days I've travled when, with a bit of luck and unraveling the botched-up directions of an ietermagog, I found Krimpie.
After a warm welcome I started the interview.

The interview:
Q: For someone I've heard so much about, I see very little of why is that?

A: "Because good things in life are scarce. Also work's a bit of a pig lately and I have to cut back on my eRep time.

Q: So.... you first time as President, any regrets?

A: "Couple of them. The most important being the fact that I didnt get to finish the contract with the Brazilians."

Q: Why did you come back?

A: "Somebody has to protect you lot against my sister 😃
I made a lot of friends in this stupid game. It's because of them that I keep returning even though I'm way past fed-up with the way the game gets mismanaged."

Q: Why don't we see you on the forums?

A: "The forums are bad for my karma. Too much dogma that I just want to run over the whole time. It's really much better, and more peaceful, without me on the forum."

Q: So..., rumour has it you are a ladies man?

A: "Totally. I just cant see myself doing it with a man. Not even if hell froze over and SA won the cricket world cup."

Q: Do you take Detritus with on dates?

A: "Always. Have a backup of him on a flashdrive that's on my keyring. Had to stop taking him to Mc Donalds though... after he was caught fondling a cash register's IO ports.?"
Random insults and quotes can still be seen on some slips

Q: If you where a girl who would you date?

A: "Me of course. And I would so put out for me."

Q: Have you ever secretly stolen gold from your sister?

A: "No. If I really needed gold I could just ask her and she'd give it to me. Don't have to steal it. Also I do not want to wake up as a toad with a broom stuck up his rear.. 😃 "
I also hear you should avoid eye contact for too long

Q: Where you ever at the receiving end of the broom?

A: "Daily. She's that good with it because of all the practice she got on me."

Q: There is allot of erm.... costumes lying around, ever role play?

A: "Every day. You should see how good I am at playing a police officer!"
At this point I have scanned all possible exit points

Q: Any future plans with Detritus, and will that include making coffee?

A: "If eRep manage to fix their API I'd like for him to start looking up erep stats as well."

Q: What would your perfect date be?

A: "One that ends with breakfast in bed at her place. 😃 "

Q: Will you ever run for CP again?

A: "Already planning that.. "
Whoo hoo, future article The return of Krimpie, although I think I have an R-rated dvd with that title..

Q:If you could be Admin for a day, what would you do?

A: "Fix the game."

That concluded my interview with KrimpieKat, a down to earth guy which I really enjoyed talking to, though I've never really seen much of Krimpie on the forums nor have I fought beside him in battle but it's easy to see why people talk so highly of him and why so many get along with him..and if Krimpie should run for CP he will surely have my vote.
I would like to Thank Krimpie on taking the time to answer all my questions and for being such a great sport
Oh and btw Detritus has a whole warehouse full of KY and sheep suites.

Krimpie a true Legend

Interviewed and written by Ex Banned'it