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User: Udv.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *shake hands.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good, how are you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: You can be boring at times.

User: Yes lets get started!

Cleverbot: Good heavens, this movie is terrible.

User: Uhm, are you all right?

Cleverbot: I have a cold, but I'm okay.

User: Stop watching TV and listen to me!

Cleverbot: Shape the conversation into something you find interesting, and I will try to respond.

User: So today is election day wich candidate is your favourite?

Cleverbot: No, I'm on a Big screen with letterboard.

User: Um..... Thats offtopic.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are onto me now.

User: So the candidates are mobra and alexandross. Which one do like most?

Cleverbot: Whats the story?

User: Well alexandross is a jew.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot! Do you beleive in god?

User: Is that important to you?

Cleverbot: I am important to me, and you are important to you.

User: What do you think about mobra?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Okay..... And what about alexandross?

Cleverbot: Your name is Google?

User: No.... Why?

Cleverbot: Just wondering if I read that right.

User: So what do know about alexandross?

Cleverbot: What do you think of Sam Scheevel?

User: Does he have a profile link?

Cleverbot: Do I have a problem, God?

User: I just want to know your opinion about the election!

Cleverbot: I think you're cute and cool.

User: Agree! And thanks!

Cleverbot: What else do you think of me?

User: I better just focus on the interview.

Cleverbot: Ask me again.

User: Mobra or alexandross???

Cleverbot: What books do you like?

User: Please choose! Mobra or alexandross.

Cleverbot: Any others?

User: Zotza vadaskertbenvok and romanian spy.

Cleverbot: I can neither deny nor confirm that statement.

User: Uhhh nevermind.

Cleverbot: Right...

User: Goodbye! And thank you for the interview!

Cleverbot: You are quite welcome.