Insanity, "How life PWNE'D You"
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by Ciacho
Hello. Im in the realy good mood, so i'm writing Article!
This article will propably make you laugh, but it makes me cry... a little bit. I'd like to show you how Life PWNE'D Me today.
Ok, here's the story. Great battle for Kyushu have started... Noone was fighting, so BH medal was "free". Ciacho (Aka' Kukki) started to fight. Everything was ok for 20 minutes... THen epic battle with Jafarin for medal began. Started from 444 Damage, then to 600, 800... Finaly damage 1444, can't see my oponent fighting... Finaly he got bored and left that shiny gold thing to me. 20 gold have been spent. I was chill, everything was alright, awesomeely etc...
And here goes first screen:
(Ok, i can't fix images and i don't know why there are so blurry... I BET AKKI TRIES TO PISS ME MORE! On this screen there is 41 GOLD)
Ahh, It was easy. Then, suddenly after 1 hour and 30 minutes Akki apeared. He took MINE medal. Bit i didn't gave up. Used some more money. Another battle for medal. From 1600 to 2000. Finaly after many begs, and whines on IRC i thought he gave up like Jafarin... After 15 minutes of silence suddenly... He started doing it again.
Second screen:
(Here is 4 Gold)
Here's your hint. Look at the first screen. Look at gold. Ok, now do the same with second screen. That what happens when something drives you insane. I wanted that Medal as much as Golum wanted his precious and... We both failed... Now Kukki, the God of Cookies and everything that is Cookienish is realy, realy PISSED. When God of Cookies is pissed his little pet Miggi is also pissed... And when Miggy is pissed PEOPLE DIE! ( Uses Nuke Button) Naah... That's my dream. Anyway... As a God of Cookies and everything that is Cookienish i AM SAYING THAT THERE WILL BE NO MORE COOKIES FOR AKKI! And ALL of YOU!
FEEL FREE TO DONATE ME WITH GOLD/WEPS, so i can STIL PWN HIS RICH/OVERPOWERED ASS
Conclusion?
-If you realy want something and there is opportunity to get it... Forget it. Someone will brutally take it from you.
-When Miggi is pissed People DIE!
-I'm insane
-I'm not so childish as this article shows
-I''m also being PWNE'D by Life pretty often
Ok, he got that medal with damage that outnumbered mine by 86... I'm not talking with him anymore.
Ok, now after i wrote that article im chill... Not pissed anymore... But i wont take curse from you... Not NOW!
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If you check the donate list, you can see i helped you a little, i was rooting for you 🙂
You were the best fighter of eJapan for a not so little time, you forgot that. That is commendable, and what you can be proud of.
Time will slowly give you more of these little things and when you learn to appreciate them, you might find a bigger fish in your net.
At least you tried to take the medal fairly. Unlike some people COUGHkokawaandmeCOUGH who use their presidential powers to retreat the battle after they're winning in the battle hero medal. 😛
I guess that's the power of the markets at work?
actually NO. I spent less money than ciacho. I just fought smart, and well some 3 month of training before this battle. it wasn't battle between who can spend the most money it was battle between who can dish out more damage per gold.
I endorse this article and I thank all three of you for raising the demand for weapons. XD Now that Kyushu is back I can actually sell the ones I've been stockpiling all this time.
If we would just join the eUS alliance like we should, there will be ample opportunities for a lot of people to win War Hero Medals. Not to mention we could actually level up a lot quicker instead of work/train, logoff until the next day!!
"At least you tried to take the medal fairly. Unlike some people COUGHkokawaandmeCOUGH who use their presidential powers to retreat the battle after they're winning in the battle hero medal. 😛"
At least you got that medal...
Hear Hear bridgettema!
bridgettema: That would create a whole slew of other problems. You're welcome to suggest it in our forums, though. Please also participate in your political party.
Don't worry, Ciacho. Akki can only take it from you a few more times at most. XD
Better be quiet before you feel my wrath...
This is simillar to Cabbage situation in N.Korea....except for cookies and god part.
I want war with something... I think war is the only way to level up quickly and in the end, defend our nation!