Ines Steps Down and Bosch Steps Up. Also, Party Presidency Endorsements

Day 656, 02:53 • Published in South Africa Israel • by Amun Nefer

Well all the big election are over, Congratulations to Steven Bosch, and his cat, on winning the Country Presidency. May the Prosperity of eSouth Africa continue!

We all say a sad farewell to the presidency of Ines Schumacher which saw the rebirth of eSouth Africa (before I was an eSouth African of course) and the recreation of the government while fending off a vicious PTO. This is just a handful of post recreation accomplishments, there were many more before which hopefully someone (Esteban that's you) will put in Wiki. Lets hope that one day she decides to run again. 🙂

Now, it’s on to the local Party Elections, the less serious ones where party leadership is chosen and the fate of the nation is not at stake (the same can’t be said for the lulz of course). Last time I checked there were six parties, five of them considered legitimate by the majority of eSouth Africa. The United South Africa Party (The Party of Ines Schumacher Remember), The South Africa Gold Party currently headed by Enoch Root, the Association of General Wellness of the gentleman Travis Granger, The United African Socialists run by Nero Superbus and the South African Foreign Party run by Martin Warmonger.

The United South Africa is experiencing a change in leadership after the old Party President has been handed the reins by our beloved Ines, so far Frank Furglar, the Minister of Information, and his cat, a man reviled by the CDA President, is in the running for the leadership of the largest party in eSouth Africa. Next up the South Africa Gold Party, the party of Alby, has the Southern gentleman Enoch Root, who I’m pretty sure has a cat, running for reelection. The ASGW and UAS currently have no contenders to the leader for the Party President position, while the SAFP is having a contest between Warmonger and KikiFrka.

This newspaper would like to endorse Frank Furglar, and his Shaolin cat, for the United South Africa Party Presidency, and Enoch Root and his cat for the South Africa Gold Party Presidency! Good luck to both of you gentlemen, it will be good to see a mud-free campaign. Good luck to the other candidates and their cats.

Meanwhile, the African National Alliance, formerly the Conservative/Christian Democratic Alliance (I don’t remember) has struggled to find legitimacy in a nation that treats it as a hostile entity and PTO party. According to Party officials, the current President and sole party Congressman Ajay Bruno, who is catless, has been persuaded to step down at the end of his terms of both offices for the good of the party. The people wait to see if this will indeed happen.

This Newspaper will endorse whoever the officially agreed upon candidate is for the CDA PP by the people of eSouth Africa.

Good Night All and PHUZA!!!!