India is no more

Day 1,115, 15:22 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by kotekzot.org


India is no more. ГУСК УЕАН DIO БЯДИDO!



Minutes ago, we have wiped India off the map. It is a glorious achievement for us, and I thank everybody who has helped us over the course of this war, and especially my cabinet. It has been tough, but we have prevailed.



Conquering India has given us plenty: glory, companies, resources, revenge. We have also got all of India's parties, and Dioists are going to love this – Vento Aureo! Yes, it's currently in a defiled state, however, party president elections draw closer, and soon it will be restored to its former glory. Unfortunately, Pro Pakistani party has been lost.



There is, of course, the issue of China declaring us their natural enemy. I cannot reveal much about how we handled it, but if China honors its word you will be satisfied with the outcome, my dear brothers and sisters. Dishmcds, Vice MoFA of the Holy Empire, deserves the highest of praise for his amazing work. As Supreme Tsar I hereby decree that Dishmcds shall be Party President of Vento Aureo as a reward for his amazing achievements. Misteriosa, Minister of Defense, will be awarded with Stone Ocean, in recognition of her tireless work throughout this campaign.



Supreme Tsar,
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