Inaugural speech

Day 1,112, 11:29 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by kotekzot.org


Good evening, Pakistan. Yesterday you have elected me to be your President. Today I would like talk about what we will try to accomplish this month.



The topic on everyone's mind is the war with India. I must say, we have a pretty amazing track record. At the moment there are no open battles as India has asked to hold a meeting with them tomorrow regarding signing a peace agreement. I've put forth the following terms:

1. 2500g paid to Pakistan.
2. We keep a single region of our choice of every resource (That includes Kashmir)

Whether they agree to our terms or not, I'm confident we will come out on top in the end.

The new war rules favor us, preventing India from constantly spamming attacks to waste our time, and we only need one attack to wipe them out, if necessary. Additionally, free attacks make certain ways of exploiting the spoils of war much more interesting.



I have not had much time to work on my cabinet, however, here's a draft.

Vice President
Policy

Minister of Foreign Affairs
Badar Fateh Khan – charged with running the Ministry, ambassadors report to him
Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs
Dishmcds – charged with handling negotiations

Minister of Defense
misteriosa – charged with running the ministry and handling logistics
Commander-in-Chief
kualkerr – charged with running the army on the battlefield

Minister of Economy
Vladimir Czenishkov – charged with formulating our economic doctrine and implementing it

Minister of Social Affairs
Policy – charged with maintaining a happy, healthy, educated society in Pakistan.

Treasurer
kualkerr

Those officials whom I have not been able to get a hold of to confirm their acceptance of their positions are italicized. If you wish to become involved in a Ministry, send a message to the Minister, or, in case of italiczed Ministers, to me personally, not to the org where this newspaper is hosted.

Congress will have to wait until we have resolved the situation with India, as there is only so much time in a day.

Thank you for your attention and support.

Supreme Tsar,
kotekzot