in which we discuss why you should just vote for PigInZen

Day 834, 07:42 • Published in USA Argentina • by Gessho

Hello, welcome back to late night with gessho.

We're talking about the upcoming presidential elections. They're only a couple of days away. I'm sure that you, being the procrastinating richard-gobbler that you are, haven't thought at all about this. Good thing you have a trusted late-night host here to help you.

Think bald, think bold, think educated. Think PigInZen.


check out that earring.

First off, he's old. I mean, he's like 40. That's something like 178 in eRep-years. So, since he safely manages a mortgage and his BDSM-dominatrix escort business on the side, you know he's good to go. Plus, I think I read he's got a couple of kids. You know that if he can successfully be responsible for some RL lives, he can run the bejeezus out of your eRep life.

Second, he wants us to fight. Let's get into some wars. FOR REAL. I own a weapons company, so you know I'm looking for a good Q6 war. PiZ wants some war.

Third, he's bald as hell. For proof, see the above picture. Why is this important? He won't be spending his time combing his hair, like SOME people. Not that I'm naming names. It rhymes with "Andy Costello".

Lastly, I think he works in IT, so you will all be able to personally call him with your computer issues. Here's his cell phone number: 212-648-7329. I hear he likes heavy breathing and vague threats, so give it a try. Also, his personal email: man-gina@yahoo.com

Look into your heart. I want you to know that Jesus and I will both be voting PigInZen for POTUS. In fact, for every vote cast for PiZ, I'll be personally donating one minute of my volunteer time to the sexual servicing of hot coeds. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

That's all for this episode. Keep your dongles inserted, your chads out of harm's way, and don't forget to tip your mistress--she's earned it.

btw: check out this hot naked chick!

obrazek