In times of turmoil, trust penguin

Day 1,572, 20:21 • Published in Canada Canada • by Lord Penguin

So I leave for a couple days to absorb myself in Mass Effect 3. This is what I come back to.


Welcome to eCanada, its like Russia back in V1, except worse


The greatest tragedy of this event. The most abhorrent thing I have witness.



Someone stole all of my chocolate pudding!



I mean, that was my pudding 🙁

Also I've seen former tanks of ours go turncoat, and tank against us.



I mean, why? There are still good people in eCanada. Like MoonBeam, and the ghost that haunts Kelly's Diner.

I can understand getting all upset that Rolo got pardon, sort of.

It reeks of someone getting up in a McDonald's and yelling "I am leaving!"

Everyone else kind of just glances at you and continues eating.

"This is the last straw! My fries were luke warm! I have been going here for 10 years, but no more!"

Now you look like a cock, and are making everyone else's crappy meal even more crappy. Sure that guy in the funny clothes will have a worse time, but the nice old lady seems quite upset.

You continue blabbing on about stuff, and people just want you to leave, like you said you would, but you're not you are just standing there on a table with pants at your ankles, a milkshake on your head, shoving fries up your nose, yelling how this place is horrible.

People around you are asking themselves, if its sooooo bad, why doesn't he leave us alone, let us eat our crappy meal in peace.

Finally the manager removes you from the store, but then your just stand there at the window pressing your bare chest on the glass. Until the velociraptor comes and eats you.


Now I have no idea what I'm talking about any more, so can I please have my pudding back?