In Nathan Wood's America...
Day 496, 20:15
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by Panther
TULSA, eUSA - It's a sunny day, and Nathan Wood's VVP, Panther has crawled out of bed.. he was up all night making a list.. of what Nathan would do to better eAmerica.
In Nathan Wood's America...
...the admins work for YOU.
...the admins pay for YOU to have unlimited inbox space.
...porn stars sleep with you.
...porn watches you.
...Meghan posts real porn, not chubby porn.
...it is revealed that William Shafer didn't actually steal from the NP.
...AG Baldwin has no self-proclaimed jurisdiction over the IRC.
...there are Marines and there are epic failtards.
...you receive a sex toy of your choice instead of a weapon.
...the national anthem is pure WIN, no need for any actual music.
...military orders are sent via telepathy, not weak PMs or emails.
...IRC stands for In Real Company
...you elect the President, the top 5 don't.
...Congress works for you, you don't work to let them waste your money
...Congress is held accountable and drawn and quartered just like the CP
...The wimminz chase you
...Pineapple people are birthed from people with attitude
...articles are serious but lulztastic at the same time.
The Additions.
...horse ride you! - Kyle321n
...the wimminz say "Save a horse, Ride a Cowboy!" - Porosus
...the party finds you! - Kyle321n
...when someone says, Media Whore, Nathan wonders: Why haven't they paid me my cut yet.. - Porosus
...the article writes you - Ian John Locke IV
Please feel free to add to this list of lulz, the article will updated as the lulz are thrown out.
In Nathan Wood's America...
...the admins work for YOU.
...the admins pay for YOU to have unlimited inbox space.
...porn stars sleep with you.
...porn watches you.
...Meghan posts real porn, not chubby porn.
...it is revealed that William Shafer didn't actually steal from the NP.
...AG Baldwin has no self-proclaimed jurisdiction over the IRC.
...there are Marines and there are epic failtards.
...you receive a sex toy of your choice instead of a weapon.
...the national anthem is pure WIN, no need for any actual music.
...military orders are sent via telepathy, not weak PMs or emails.
...IRC stands for In Real Company
...you elect the President, the top 5 don't.
...Congress works for you, you don't work to let them waste your money
...Congress is held accountable and drawn and quartered just like the CP
...The wimminz chase you
...Pineapple people are birthed from people with attitude
...articles are serious but lulztastic at the same time.
The Additions.
...horse ride you! - Kyle321n
...the wimminz say "Save a horse, Ride a Cowboy!" - Porosus
...the party finds you! - Kyle321n
...when someone says, Media Whore, Nathan wonders: Why haven't they paid me my cut yet.. - Porosus
...the article writes you - Ian John Locke IV
Please feel free to add to this list of lulz, the article will updated as the lulz are thrown out.
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Permatax = Major Fail
XD
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LOLOL. You are truely outrageous.
I'm suing you all the way to the eUS Supreme Court for using my pic without my permission. Prepare to duel... Lol. Very nice anyways.
In Nathan Woods' America horse ride you!
always about the horses!
Lulz on an Epic level.
Currently you can always find a party. In Nathan Woods' America, the party finds you!
In Nathan Woods's America, when someone says, Media Whore, Nathan wonders: Why haven't they paid me my cut yet...
Nice...
In Nathan's America, the article writes you.
That wasn't funny! ;_;
That is lol worthy. Voted.
In Nathan's America... if the glove fits you MUST ACQUIT!