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It has been brought to my attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation among players. Due to complaints from some of our more easily offended fellows, this conduct no longer will be tolerated.

I do, however, realize the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow friends, therefore, I have compiled the following list of acceptable new phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.

OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE

No fu*king way I’m not certain that’s feasible.
You’ve got to be shitting me Really?
Ask me if I give a fu*k Of course I am concerned.
It’s not my fu*king problem Perhaps you could check with …
Who the fu*k cares I wasn’t involved in that.
What the fu*k Are you sure it’s a problem?
Fu*k it, it won’t work I’m not sure I can implement this.
When the fu*k do they expect me to do this Perhaps I can work late.
Fu*k it, I’m on break I’ll get right to it.
He’s got his head up his a*s He’s not familiar with the problem.
Eat sh*t You don’t say!
Eat sh*t and die Excuse me.
Eat sh*t and die mother fu*ker Excuse me, Sir.
Eat sh*t and die bitch Excuse me Ma’am.
What the hell do they want from me They weren’t happy with it.
Why the hell didn’t they tell me this sooner I’ll try to reschedule that.
Kiss my a*s So you would like to help with it?
Shove it up you’re a*s I don’t think you understand.
This game sucks I love a challenge.
Who the hell died and made you boss You want me to take care of this?
Blow me I see …
You b*tch from hell You are so precious!
Suck my di*k Have a nice day.
Big fu*king deal That doesn’t appear to be a problem.

Thank you for your fuc*ing attention.

Sincerely fuc*ing yours,

Merklin

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