If our eCabinet was irl!

Day 1,681, 09:51 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Bean&teddy

Today while a strange idea came into my head. For some unknown reason I started to wonder what eIrelands government cabinet would look like if it was in real life. I decided to make this article for anyone else who might be wondering the same thing so lets start off with a few more interesting ones I thought of:

Our CP:


Our CP (winston Hope Smith) would be a man who wroked in the ministry of truth and who's job it was to rewrite history, between doctoring photo's and revising newspaper articles.

Our VP:

Bean&teddy

Our Vice president would be a man named Mr.Bean who only grunts and mumbles to communicate. His advisor whom he consults his every move with would be his teddy bear (that's right, his teddy). To say the least he's the most intelligent being but can be very comical.

Next we have
Our MoD

Kurdt Fradenburg (who I believe is based on Kurdt cobain)

Our Bacon loving MoD would be just so happen to also be the lead guitarist and singer of Nirvanna. So between his awesome music and general supply of Bacon who wouldn't want to fight for us.

Now
Our MoF

Sweet drinker

Our Minister of finances would be scrooge duck. (a relative of Donald duck) That's right, our whole economy and finances would be in the hands of a duck....makes you think.

Our MoFa

Ethel Rosenberg
Our minister of Foreign affairs would be an accused spy. Foreign countries would be unsure whether we are negotiating with them or spying on them.

and lastly we have
Our Minister of Silence

Viktor Kurgan

Yup our minister of silence is immortal....

So in conclusion, based on names and avatars we would have a government thats pretty useless when it comes to politics but are good at everything else.

Would I like this government irl?

Still ten times better than rl politicians. \o/

PS: the comments in this article do not reflect the work or personality of any of these players. They are all hard working people that are very good at what they do. They are all some of the nicest and most respectable people I have met in the game.