I was late sorry

Day 1,912, 08:38 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by howdyho

As everyone knows 21/12/12 came and passed without any asteroids or tsunamis or any end of the world events.

I would just like to say I as god made a mistake and went and had a really good night out and ended up with a massive hangover.
Due to this I could not get out of bed and therefore couldn't bring Armageddon on you. I swear I will bring the Armageddon at the end of the next major calendar (ill look up when) I maybe be drunk when I do it so it may be a bit of a shoddy job so a few humans may survive