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I've been a vewwy nawghty boy

Day 1,755, 09:51 • Published in Switzerland

• by cooldude97

Hey eSwitzerland,

I've been a vewwy nawghty boy 🙁

They caught me smuggling in French slaves.

And that's apparently against the law in every country ever. I thought it was the right thing to do, as these French slaves were Swiss slaves before the French took all the Swiss slaves and made them French slaves. And stuff. So they're Swiss slaves. I think.

So, this is an apology... I think? I'm not totally sure at this point. Anyways, I'll be good now almighty leader. Sorry 🙁

In all seriousness, sorry. I fucked up. But it was all in a good cause. Forgive me? Thank you 🙂

❤

Soon the world will speak... hugs?

- cooldude97