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I talk to cats !

Day 843, 09:38 • Published in Switzerland

• by Renouille

People say "What ? You talk to cats?! ", people say me " Miaow " and other shit ...
You don't understand, my article ... My article I talk to cats . . . WHAT?!

Yo I talk to cats. You've never seen a guy so nice, so bastard than me. I talk to cats ... WHAT?!

I write with closed eyes, dictated by the devil and you're reading this shit.
If I write articles it's cause I don't had enough sleep.

I talk to cats, and what ? Leave me alone ! They understand me, I see their little eyes sparkle !
While you talk about me, I talk to cats ...
They look for nuggets as I look for money. You know what ? I'm the king, and if I died, put the cat in my tomb.

I talk to cats. . .

The spiritual guide of Switzerland has spoken...