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I Need A Hero! [France + Chillax]

Day 1,535, 15:24 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Talon Karrde

My Friends,

I write to you today under the gravest of circumstances, and with a plea for help!

We begin our story with our heroine, the plucky France, our allies as a part of the Commonwealth Agreement

Our dear friends France are under occupation, just as we are. A nation of cheese eaters and beret wearers, the French are pretty cool. Very chic, you see. Without a doubt very worthy of being the heroine in our little story.

Our story also needs a villain, however. No good story is complete without the memorable bad guy, after all. Here, the enemy is the USA.

The evil USA has occupied some of France’s regions, and it is only right, just as we ask France to give us our regions back, that we help them to regain theirs.

I saw shouts like this:

And I thought to myself- NO! We cannot allow this injustice to continue! We must free France!

I had been watching the battle for some time, seeing the USA chipping away at the French lead in minibattles like so:

It was painful to watch. My friends and allies were being defeated in battle by the USA, and a single tear rolled down my cheek.

So I began to think about how I could help the cause. Then I saw this:

And thought: Yes! Chillax are a nice big French unit and can fight for France, but hmm, they’ll probably need some money. Every good story needs a Hero, and it looks like Chillax are it!

I searched around inside my pocket and lo and behold, I had a little bit left over! 0.64 GBP to be exact.

Interestingly, Chillax have 64 members, so, using my maths skills as the UK MoF, I quickly realized that I could give each member 0.01 GBP each!

Maddog77, the heroic leader of Chillax, receiving his 0.01 GBP

They could use this to fight for France- and save them from the USA!

Now, we all know that every good story needs one last thing- a happy ending. Will Chillax be able to come to the rescue of France against the evil USA? Stay tuned, fight your hearts for our heroine, and maybe, just maybe, France can prevail!

Vive le France!

Talon Karrde

Comments

ApronChef Day 1,535, 15:25

Cookies!

Diakun Day 1,535, 15:26

Yaoi

Turkish Aviator Hero Day 1,535, 15:27

Votado

kev2969 Day 1,535, 15:27

noob

Talon Karrde Day 1,535, 15:30

Needs more IMPERIUM

Anandel Day 1,535, 15:32

Thanks for all the donation.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

klop123 Day 1,535, 15:38

I lol'd xD

Mrs. Rey Day 1,535, 15:39

Talon I sent you real money. I kept your GBP for history.

"NB: In case anyone doesn't know, France and the USA are allies, and both parties want the USA to keep Aquatine. "
the fail of every good troll is to need an explaination...

Talon Karrde Day 1,535, 15:43

Yeah you're right, that was a bit too helpful. And ty for the FRF

Dogma Day 1,535, 15:45

Thanks for all the donation.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X2

Mrs. Rey Day 1,535, 15:48

@Talon, I am used to pay every artist at the and of the show, even the poor one 🙂

klop123 Day 1,535, 15:52

hey talon want some CAD too? you never know 😁

AlI Might Day 1,535, 15:56

Thanks for all the donation.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X3

Vehairpe Day 1,535, 16:08

Thanks for all the donation.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X4

Leuch Day 1,535, 16:12

I didn't receive donation but it's ok because GBP is an old currency.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X5

Yakou Day 1,535, 16:18

Nice troll. I sent back 0,01Frf for you

Pamp.lemousse Day 1,535, 16:21

L'utilisation du français est désormais recommandé sur les îles britanniques, merci de vous plier à ce nouveau règlement.

IfIWereARichMan Day 1,535, 16:31

I have heard of 'a penny for them' but that is ridiculous

Jack Sparrow cp Day 1,535, 16:42

I didn't receive donation but it's ok because GBP is an old currency.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

For ever 😁)

X6

Torfyn Day 1,535, 16:49

As a french and friend of United Kingdom, I shall help Kravenn to fight against the evil english troublemakers that want the Canada to go away from the British Isles.
I promise Kravenn, we'll help you and your canadians friends !

Ron Swanson Day 1,535, 16:54

Because London is super important.

BraiN_HacKeR Day 1,535, 17:09

Thanks for all the donation.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X7

Blbl. Day 1,535, 17:16

I didn't receive donation but it's ok because GBP is an old currency.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X8

Zitio Day 1,535, 22:29

Votado : D

Athumis Day 1,535, 22:31

You have successfully moved to London, France.

Yeiayel Day 1,535, 22:35

Thanks for all the donation.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X9

And as French MoD I enjoy to see that we're still friends 🙂

Neosis Day 1,535, 23:11

X10 !!

e'lyne Day 1,535, 23:19

ohhh tx for donation

I keep it as recruitment for fight to protect london against Ireland and Canada
😃

F O X Y Day 1,535, 23:19

IMPERIUM

Robocal Day 1,535, 23:51

Thanks for all the donation.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X11

Desperados51 Day 1,536, 00:57

Thanks for all the donation.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X42

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 1,536, 01:14

'a) Publish an article in English concerning the new chairmanship'

Because English is where it's at.

Bob.Kelso Day 1,536, 01:19

No boobs no money for me = no vote

ok je fais pas mon chiant

I didn't receive donation but it's ok because GBP is an old currency
As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

x trolilol

Pomponette Day 1,536, 01:27

I need moar money o/

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X42 ^42

Max Blue Day 1,536, 01:29

Voted and shouted.

DivineLard Day 1,536, 02:14

@LaBoudeuZ:
I would not dare to talk about fails while explaining the obvious in the same sentence.

Tontosicu Day 1,536, 02:27

loved that !
Thx, you make me laugh xD

Tontosicu Day 1,536, 02:29

and :
I didn't receive donation but it's ok because GBP is an old currency.

As promised in exchange, we keep London to protect it from Ireland and Canada : )

X(lots)