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by Eugene Harlot
But if I were I would choose Dead Emerick as my Vice President
Still not running
That is all
- Eugene Harlot
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WHY!!!???!!!
PERTAnever mind.
Still awesome, even if not running 😛
I support EH for CP!
Awe come on!
I think this is all a ploy.
I bet that this article is going to get into the top 5, solely because it's a Harlot article, when in reality this article is sort of pointless and not that great. See, Emerick actually died of rimjobs.
🙁
I thought I was gonna not be your VP!?!
HARLOT CAN INTO SPACE!
I want to be your Secretary of Assimilation.
first page
Loggia - you were 2nd choice for VP when not running, but now I've changed my mind
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OH NOES!
The Newton Factor: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-newton-factor-189830/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/th[..]830/1
I chortled.
Awesome
lol
awesome
RIP Emererick
Fisting and Goatsecks
...especially the goatsecks
Mr. Hyphenated
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/hyphenetically-speaking-204691/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/hy[..]691/1
We don't need Eugene to get burned out by spending too much time here, we need him to help the military. So this is a good decision 😉
Even dead, Emerick and Harlot would lead this nation to glory! HAIL HARLOT!
Harlot can into space . . . ?
Don't believe him!
RIP Emerick
Yes, actually, you are. You just don't know it yet 😛
WHY DON'T YOU LOVE US HARLOT?!?!?!
Good luck with the campaign.
and Goatsecks...Emerick and I never romantically coupled, despite what it says on his epitaph, I voraciously deny those accusations.
It wasn't for lack of effort on my part though.
The Harlot doth protest too much
Someone should just be a dick and nominate him anyway right before the election.
lol. voted. Loved the opening pic image content.
Good Man 07
Fine Harlot... How about we run dead Emerick for POTUS, and you as VP?
Harlot go!
So Harlott IS running after all. Whew! That was a close one!
C'mon, cross the Rubicon...
We're all waiting for you to do it.
All the cool military legends do it...
As for Emerick's cause of death, I am can't decide whether I'm more disturbed by the a) detail provided or b) the details left out.
a) I now have mental pictures in my head that will cause me loss of sleep and nightmares. b) But even though it's on his tombstone, how do we know it's true? Was he "pitching" or "catching"? Did the goat testify a la Paula Jones or Monica Lewinsky?
These are the questions that will keep this American awake all night.
Jon Barack Bluejacket
HARLOT FOR PRESIDENT!