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I’m Bill Brasky! NJ, vote me!

Day 730, 03:11 • Published in USA USA

• by Bill Brasky

Howdy New Jersey. I have come to your fine state seeking your Congressional seat. What makes me qualified for the job? Lots of things.

First, I’m Bill f***ing Brasky. Watch this video, and know why I’m awesome.

Second, I’ve been in congress before. 7 times before. Mississippi, Missouri, and Florida all thought I was awesome. So awesome in fact, they kept electing me. I know how to get things done, and my election record proves it.

Third, I’ve got a fat list of positions held in politics, just as any good candidate does. In no particular order I’ve been:

Secretary of the Department of Education (Twice, under 2 different presidents)
Chairman of the Congressional Government Oversight Committee (4 times)
Founder and former director of the eUSA Mentorship Program
Congressman (7 Times)
Federalist Party President
eUSA Home Guard CO
eUSA 101st Airborne CO
eUSA Marine, Delta Company, 1st Platoon (current)

And right now I write the UIP bulletin.

Those are the major ones. I also run companies and drink excessively on IRC. Sometime kyle321n lets me on his radio show, but only when I ask nicely. Stop by in #uip and chat it up with me, it’s always a good time. Unless you’re a godless Cubs fan, in which case you get banned.

Marines hate the Cubs.

PM me if you have any questions, and please vote for me. If you’re not a NJ resident, but would still like to vote for me, I’ll send you tickets. Just ask.

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Deificus Day 730, 05:16

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Deificus Day 730, 05:17

So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!