I HATE MY JOB !!!
Dylanb9216
My job is so ***king unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ***king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ***king dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ***ing day.
Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Comments
That all became clear to me in the last sentence. ROFL!
I won't spoil it for anyone else by saying what it is.
I'm sure we can all imagine John lol
Didn't I see this same article a few months ago?
lol I didnt know what it was about untill the last sentence! Made me laugh!
I with Uaithne ... strange sense of déja vu
yup
Ireland=Groundhog day
again 🙁
Lol thats funny 😛
Little laugh 🙂
I wasn't here a few months ago so I got a chuckle outta it 🙂
haha I understood what the joke was from the beginning. I used to love that show.
Wow... too bad it was Dylan... or it might have been funny...
again.
I put this up at the start of September. Did you rob it from sickipedia too?
@ donovan sorry
For not scowering through hundreds of articles to make sure this wasnt posted months ago .... Please forgive me!