I can into the PM office - Jsboutin's Platform :O
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by Jsboutin
Hello eCanadians,
Today, I'm announcing my candidacy for the election on January 5th.
you might wonder why you shuld vote for me, here's the answer:
1) I don't give a shit about economy. Seriously, economy by it's very nature self-regulates. This is not real life, people with money problems can live and, well, I believe people are good enough to fit into any situation.
2) I don't give a shit about this roleplay thing. Seriously, Constitution, anyone? Why would someone care about that.
3) I care about war. If I get elected, my only priority will be to win this war. Seriously. There will be military funding like there's no tomorrow. Where will I get the money? I'll cut the useless MPPs.
4) I'm not a politician, I'm from the army. This means I have not been corrupted by all of this congress stuff yet.
5) I'll get things done. Discussing a week over a small detail? Not anymore. I will issue orders which will be discussed very quickly, then put into action. Blazing fast process.
THE BIGGEST REASON OF ALL:
I will make peace with France, so that we can take back New-Brunswick, Nova Scotia and, well, potatoland.
Thank you, and have a good evening.
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VOTED SO HARD I BROKE MY FINGER
Canadian National Defense likes this guy's ideas 😮
F THAT! F FRANCE! PEACE? NEVAAAAAAAAA!
Canadian Civil Defense thinks Canadian National Defense is right 😮
lol u got my vote 😛
lol je sais pas trop quoi en penser : P
Bonne chance.
I heard from somewhere you were a butt?
How do we have all this war if we have peace with france...We're not going back to the endless defense of EDEN nations and no action for eCanada again are we?
Oh no, Rolo, I'll pick some other target.
And the guy who told you that is himself a butt, isn't he?
Hey, so are you gonna change the cut off point for when your alowed to run? cuz your past it! LOL
George Kirk : Good point, let's make it a congress platform, then 😛
You're the second best man for the job 😃😃
THAT LOOKS LIKE ENDORSEMENT =O
Actually, I'm now running for congress,
VOTE FOR ME ONTARIO
Voting for you A Million timeS!! 😃
"I'm not a politician, I'm from the army. This means I have not been corrupted by all of this congress stuff yet."
not having experience working with congress is a weakness not an asset, congress is in control of the majority of governance its your job to help steer congress in the right direction.
lol your runing for prez... now I'm screwed
With talk like that you should be in the MDP.
Rainer N : I thought I made it clear it was a joke.
Sanchez : You have no idea how much.
Rylde : I don'T trust parties with 20 people 😛
Si tu présentes une plateforme en français, il se peut que je vote pour toi 😛
: - P
good luck
"I don't give a shit about this roleplay thing"
Says the guy roleplay running for roleplay position of roleplay President of roleplay eCanada
good luck 😉
Putin!
Seems like you've corrupted by the army, jarhead.