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I have a dream. I dream of a land free of pungent pepperoni. Free of moldy mozzarella. A land where citizenship approvals are used scantly, but unwasted. In a land without putrid pizza, happy children dance and sing. Carefree and blissfully unaware of the horrors that could have been.

For too long we have tolerated the idiocy and jack-assery which manifests itself in the form of pizza. Pizza the Hut, who has long since become rotten, seeks to destroy America through treasonous means. He would grant citizenship to our staunchest of enemies if it would grant him one extra vote for party president, congress, or even country president. Every election he becomes more powerful. Every election he garners more votes. We have proven time and time again that we can beat him on election day, but i have grown weary. Tired of hearing about incessant PTOs, tired of casting those votes, tired of hearing it gloat over every small success it can muster. And i believe you have grown tired too. Today we have a chance to forego this same old weary battle. Today we can be free.

Operation: Pizza Delivery


Resistance fighters have initiated a battle, which if won (by Spain) would eliminate Pizza the Hut from the congressional ballot before the elections can begin. Without having to worry about the possibility of pizza in congress, we will all be able to vote wherever we want. Or wherever our party presidents tell us to. Or whatever. Idc.

I encourage each of you to fight for Spain in Galicia. Today we fight for America by fighting against America. The tales of this battle, if victorious, will be sung by our eChildren and eGrandchildren throughout the ages. Today we fight for freedom, eUSA, and boobies. Sweet, luscious boobies.