I am joining EZC and here's why...
Day 1,198, 17:26
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by JDR1986
I am joining EZC and here's why...
During the World War 3 invasion I happily served my country in the United States Training Division. I retired shortly thereafter not seeking the higher military branches. During the V2 wars I happily coordinated with my party militia EZC and captured many choke points.
We have now been invaded by the Vile Indonesians once again. They have come to pillage our land and take our women. I know that my limited budget can do nothing to hold back the tide of the Indonesian tanks as they roll onto the beaches of California. They plan to attack us in our sleep as they did last night in Hawaii.
I hear that women love a man in uniform.
I know that EZC has my back and will help push back the vile Indonesian tanks. We did it before in V2 and we will stand guard all night to defend our great nation. I know EZC has the funds to provide me the weaponry and wellness I need to turn the tide of the battle.
If you want to stand with me and push back the Axis of Evil once again I would urge you to speak with Havocpwn or Mitchrapp and join the Easy Company Militia today. It is open to all party affiliation and any strength level. Join up today.
During the World War 3 invasion I happily served my country in the United States Training Division. I retired shortly thereafter not seeking the higher military branches. During the V2 wars I happily coordinated with my party militia EZC and captured many choke points.
We have now been invaded by the Vile Indonesians once again. They have come to pillage our land and take our women. I know that my limited budget can do nothing to hold back the tide of the Indonesian tanks as they roll onto the beaches of California. They plan to attack us in our sleep as they did last night in Hawaii.
I hear that women love a man in uniform.
I know that EZC has my back and will help push back the vile Indonesian tanks. We did it before in V2 and we will stand guard all night to defend our great nation. I know EZC has the funds to provide me the weaponry and wellness I need to turn the tide of the battle.
If you want to stand with me and push back the Axis of Evil once again I would urge you to speak with Havocpwn or Mitchrapp and join the Easy Company Militia today. It is open to all party affiliation and any strength level. Join up today.
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DO EET
DO EET
Yeah buddy.
Lock and Load.
They roped me into being GM of the companies so you can expect some creative accounting to make sure you get the tanks and food you need to win!
EZC makes me proud/horny.
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EZC makes me proud/horny
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