I accidentally the Philippines to Indonesia

Day 1,253, 04:06 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by Swagger McSwag

Well, not really accidentally. Also, I was with others: Angelini, Slothen and Iliyan.



WHAT HAPPENED

1. Indonesia's CP and VP are inactive, so their Congress is doing pretty much whatever they want. Also, for some reason, Indonesia is addicted to the Natural Enemy (NE) training and damage bonuses.

2. They conquered all the regions of Australia, thus ending their NE status with them. Running out of countries to propose NE with, they proposed us.

3. We were able to talk with some of their Congress members, and personnel from their foreign affairs department. Kandon, the dude who proposed NE, said their main reason for NEing us is, as expected, the NE training bonuses and resources.

4. However, we were able to convince them not to hold on to Mindanao or ANY of our regions for that matter.

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

1. Indonesia will conquer all regions of the Philippines so that our NE status with them will expire. All our parties, companies, mutual protection pacts (MPPs), and Congress will remain, so that's good.

2. After NE is gone, we will will start resistances wars (RW) in ALL our regions so that we can get them back.

3. If all goes well, all of this can happen in 3 to 4 days.

WHAT WE NEED TO DO

1. Congress, in coordination with our central bank (BOP), has to print PHP to facilitate the RWs.

2. The government has to set up a system for auctioning the Resistance Hero medals to medal hunters at maximum benefit for the treasury.

3. Citizens and soldiers have to follow orders to expedite the RWs.

As the old saying goes, it could've been worse. 😛

Good luck to us,

Swagger McSwag
Ambassador of the Philippines to Israel

WITH*:

Angelini
Secretary of National Defense

Slothen
Ambassador of the Philippines to Indonesia

Iliyan Marinov
Ambassador of the Philippines to Austria
Ambassador of the Philippines to Belgium
Ambassador of the Philippines to the Netherlands
Ambassador of the Philippines to Switzerland

* = implicating xD
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April 26, 2011
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