I'm Accepting Donations for Deers Slayings
Claire Littleton
They keep taunting me...
That's right. I'm determined to beat all these damned holiday missions because they are messing up my style. To do this, I need the help of you, the people. I'm not a rich lady, despite what you all may think. I generally donate most of my money and that fact has screwed me in this attempt to conquer the Deers.
What I need from you are donations. Gold, weapons, food... nice comments below, but mainly gold and weapons. I will love you all forever if you help me defeat the dirty Deers! You can donate here: Claire Littleton Together, we'll send them all back to hell.
Once I've defeated all I can, I plan to use the left-over donations to help all of you to do you part and get those damn Deers off your Missions page once and for all.
Claire Littleton
-Deers Slayer
Progress Chart (MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED)
9/9 Slaughtered
Comments
Slay dem deers
I can give a nice comment below,
It's the thought that counts, right? No? Oh well
The Libertarians are eating venison steaks tonight!
I LOVE venison steak. And biscuits and deer sausage, omg. I'm hungry. Voted.
Voted, and leaving a nice comment instead of gold, weapons, or food, to show my support : )
Feckin dears...
Dey took our deers!
i'll always help a lady in need :3
but a lady slaying deer? Doesn't sound right, there should be an option for ladies to hand this kind of mission to men XD
Good luck Claire.
I did the first 3, but I can't complete the final one which involves going to Poland and killing 50 enemies in a resistance war for one of our original regions.
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The box is the worst!
I've sent you a very generous donation.
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Is Love
Claire asking for handouts.
something's not right.
I hit and killed two deer when I lived in Northern California.
Shouldn't I get get credit for them?
Thank you for those who have aided in this effort!
@JBB: Yes, of course. 2 less Deers is better than no less Deers.
THE DEERS HAVE BEEN SLAIN!!!