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I'll decide whose President around here!

Day 1,075, 08:42 • Published in New Zealand

• by MisterBeefhead

We have heard your discouraging words, and we have tired of independant thought. Henceforce swift punishment will follow thinking, speaking, or hearing the following words: PTO. ATO. PHOENIX. EDEN. I. Am. Running. For. President. No, you are not running for president. Only The Tribunal can run for president.

The Tribunal is here to help you. We will cleanse you of impure thought. Also, scabies. The Tribunal exists to master you. And I can tell you want to be mastered. Your dying for it.

We hereby announce the President of New Zealand, the cabinet, the officers, and the gentlemen:

The President of NZ:

Captain Cat Cuddler

The Monarch(ess) of NZ:

The Kiwi Kween, Actual Size

The Cabinet of NZ:

Represented by their most photogenic member

Participation in the Cabinet is mandatory. You will know you are in the Cabinet when I tell you you are in the Cabinet. Whoever fails the 1-2-3-NOT-IT test is in the Cabinet. If you haven't said "NOT IT" by now, your in.

Any questions/comments will be punished severely.