Hut/Nixon

Day 862, 13:24 Published in USA USA by Jefferson Lincoln

Hello again. If you havn't heard already The Republican Party's POTUS nominee is in fact Pizza The Hut. Also I would like to announce that I will Pizza's running mate. Pizza The Hut is currently our party vice president and also a Congressman from the great state of Florida. He has a tremendous work ethic and is more than qualified to be the leader of this great nation. I look forward to working with Pizza The Hut in making this party and this country even better.

If you havn't noticed lately the membership of the party has doubled. As party president I would like to take all the credit however a lot of it has to do with Pizza The Hut and his efforts in messaging the American people and encouraging them to join. I would also like to announce that we now have a IRC Channel for the Republican Party. Lastly if anyone is intersted in spreading the word about our party, just let me or Pizza The Hut know and we'll be more than willing to give you a job to help out.

"It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody." Richard M. Nixon