Hungry? Thirsty?

Day 1,727, 00:01 Published in Switzerland Switzerland by Monsieur Guillontine


Salut madams and monsieurs,

As you're reading this article, you may be hungry, you may be thirsty. Perhaps you never ate breakfast. Or perhaps you're too lazy to get up and get a glass of water. But don't worry! The Swiss Peace Party accommodates to everyone's different tastes.









First off, let's start with our most popular baked good, BONG BAGUETTES.





Or how about some POT BROWNIES?





KUSH COOKIES anyone?





Mmm, one of my favorites... a nice selection of refreshing MAGIC MUSHROOMS.





Not hungry? How about a bottle of CRACK COKE?





And for you fancy folk out there, We have something special for you... high-quality wine imported all the way from France: Chateau d'Dope.



So what are you waiting for? Satisfy your cravings now! The Swiss Peace Party is for you. The Swiss Peace Party is you. You are the Swiss Peace Party. Join. Now. Join HERE.

Let's fight. Fight for peace.



Peace out,
Monsieur Guillontine
President of the Swiss Peace Party