Hundreds Mourn Loss Of Hardworkers

Day 1,271, 12:38 Published in USA USA by Paul Proteus


First, I'd just like to apologize for not writing for a month or something. I know you're all disappointed and stuff, but no worries, I'm back!

So, on to our feature,

Hundreds Mourn Loss Of Hard Worker Medals...Plato Blames Commies on Outages



(Goodbye Blue Monday) Reporting live from the New World where hundreds of angry citizens lost their potential hard worker medals after erepublik started crashing frequently while new changes were being implemented. While it is not unusual for large competent companies to somehow have their servers be hacked and or crash it is especially terrifying in erepublik when the servers are down or fickle for a day as the citizen's long hard worker streaks are cut short, of their potential long and gold yielding lives,

So, Goodbye Blue Monday will now ask some citizens of the New World what they think of the crash



So yeah, pretty intense, that one guy...me...missed out on his HW, that's a potential 5 gold admins, and did you do anything to compensate it?

an energy bar

and besides that?

another energy bar

Well yeah I got 2 energy bars but still,

Let's take a moment of silence for the hundreds of dead hardworker medals

Amen

Analysis on the New Changes

Now with Graphs that Guarantee lots of votes, right?

So, in light of all the new changes, there is one that stuck out more than all the others

The Left Column looks different...


This graph kinda displays what happened

Do I like it?
No, I'll tell you why, I have no clue what they did or why, so following obvious logic,
I don't understand it->I fear it->I don't like it

More on that, Does this new flashy design matter?


This graph is equally useful

And yeah, keep in mind there were actual changes but I didn't feel like investigating those..and yeah this article is a joke, and pretty ridiculous, and forfeit points would be equally ridiculous...

Anyway, point is I still can't work, so yeah,
See you all on the flip side

Stay Sexy,
Paul