Human fund donations

Day 544, 13:19 Published in Canada Peru by Sexin

So yeah, I'm kinda bored right now so I thought I'd panhandle to see if I could get any donations from the lovely citizens of eCanada. I'll take your gold, your money, your gifts, your flight tickets, anything you'd like to donate for the greater good of me, myself and of course, I.

I'm an eCanuck, born and raised with a non-sexual man crush on Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators. Also, I grow awesome mustaches, will make a fucilli statue of you and I will be your efriend if you donate to me. Imma looking to set up shop in Canada... Probably a wheat, food or weapons company.

Anyways, if you can spare a square, that'd be great.

Serenity now!