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Yesterday, I touched on the issue of Resistance wars a little bit. This article is going to be on the reasons on why we should start resistance wars in Sweden occupied Canada.
First of all, if we want to start a resistance war in a Swedish occupied region, I believe that because of our low dollar, it will be cheapest to start up a war in an original Canadian region. Doing this will not only help out our military by draining Swedish damage, but will also help strengthen the Canadian Dollar by ‘burning’ 10000 Canadian. If we manage to win a resistance war in a Canadian region, it will help us immensely in our war against Sweden.
Specific regions outside of Canada which have caught my eye to liberate would be:
a) Scotland. If we manage to return Scotland to the English, Sweden will get no bonus for any Canadian regions they manage to control.
b) Saxony Anholt. Returning this region to Germany will not only help out our friends, but also make Sweden lose there only fruit source, cutting them off of 20% of bonus food production
c) Vestlandet. This is Sweden’s only Oil region, returning this region to Norway will not only help our allies, but also cut down Sweden’s production on weapons by 20%
In order to conquer these though, we would need the support of a militia and tanks at least though, which is something hard for the average citizen to organize, but the gov’t may be able to do it
As much as it pains me to make a reference to Rylde, he is right about one thing. We should not be in this game to make our own characters glorious. Instead, we should be in it to make our country glorious. If this means sacrificing a few thousand Canadian to help drain some damage, so be it. Citizens who decide to start resistance wars will most likely do it without any hope of winning a medal, but for the sole reason of wanting to help Canada. We need to enter a new age of patriotism for Canada.
If we care only about ourselves, we will lose. In order to make this even more appealing though, I am willing to start a contest. For every Canadian citizen, or friend of Canada, who starts a resistance war in a Swedish occupied region until the end of our war with Sweden, I will enter there name into a random picking. At the end of the war, I will randomly pick one of the resistance war starters, and will award him (or her) with 500 Q5 weapons!!! I don’t have the financial capability to do that all at once, so it will be over a period of time, but the winner of this contest will receive 500 Q5 weapons! The current market value of the Q5 guns alone is 21000! That’s over twice what a resistance war costs!
Every Canadian should be willing to sacrifice a bit money to help us retain our country. I know that personally, I don’t have enough strength to make tanking a viable option; instead, I am going to use my money on a resistance war. I encourage you to do the same.
Comments
Quado FTW!!!
Quado is p epic.
wow, that is a realy nice price.
Yeah the next time canada starts a resistance war on swedish soil I'll start one in delaware to counter.
Quado is awesome!
quado's newspaper > other newspapers
I don't have 10K CAD, though willing to pool some with another person, chip in 10% of the pot. 1000 CAD sounds like so much but is only a bit more than 1 Gold.
One funny reason to love the cheap dollar.
haha, yeah, Just realized though, Sweden started a resistance war in Scotland which succeeded to cut themselves off from a counter attack from Canada. This means any regions they conquor will not give them bonuses!
@Rylde, what is it governments always say? we don't deal with terrorists? Cause you're free to do whatever you want to do 😛 letting other people force you into decisions is a foolish man's choice though
true... nice article..
and rylde, stop crying like a baby and help ur country..
eSweden will not benefit from any of your regions. We already have all the resources that you have. The only one we do not have is grain, but that region belongs to the Americans. So why wouldn't we cut off the border?
We're just in this for the lulz, and also we want to help Rylde purge Canada from all evil. You guys should thank us! : )
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