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How the war will unfold |In Manni's Opinion(read: fact)|

Day 869, 20:07 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Forex Boy

First, the eUK will invade Ireland.

Ireland of course, with the USA fighting it's battles for it will easily defeat the invading redcoats.

After this, Ireland will get EXTREMELY cocky from it's victory, and it's epeen will grow to epic proportion. Spurred by the cries of the mob, Patton will invade England, activating it's crapton of MPPs.

eUK and Hungaryball, Serbiaball, etc will lol mob over ireland.

Ireland will be forced back to just Cork and Kerry, Patton will be impeached, and you'll spend the rest of your days watching the kerrymen and corkmen bicker over sports.

Comments

Glorious Connolly Day 869, 20:10

Sounds about right

GLaDOS Day 869, 20:13

sounds about right

Dylanb9216 Day 869, 20:14

Patton isn't going to attack the Uk, thus you are wrong.

Forex Boy Day 869, 20:18

We'll see about that after Ireland wins the first attack. Ireland's ePeen gets erect at the drop of a hat >.>

varazdinecbrixton Day 869, 20:27

manni save us!!!!

Donovan Thomas Day 869, 20:51

I sense suck here... bad Manni, back in the box.

Khestra Day 869, 20:52

Unlike the eUK epeen, which requires copious amounts of Viagra to achieve full erection long enough to grunt its way to some rare species of tedious and fleeting pleasure, all while having their clothes still on. 😛

Bradums Day 869, 22:23

Blahblahblahblahblah.

Shush, Manni.

Octavius Dryst Day 869, 22:28

enlightened as always ha

Yorty Day 869, 23:37

Sadly, possibly true.

Yorty Day 869, 23:40

10th denied? It all depends if UK actually attacks, and if eIreland is foolish enough to attack back.

Bristel Akina Day 870, 00:22

@Khestra

I love you, e-marry me. <3

XDDDD

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 870, 00:33

@ Bristel, get in line 😉

Fionna Braveheart Day 870, 01:05

*Fio quotes a passage from RL *Im the King of the Irish and we will have your backs* It was said to the Scots, kinsmen to us by distant relations, you tried to use us against them, but we turned and fought yee back. You got us in revenge for that day and been haunting us since over it. eUK must realise it is past and that this is a new day and that anything can happen. Freedom will come to Ireland. When that happens no one knows, but will happen. So we will have to see in the future, for the future is not written as yet, but only the actions of peoples are its quill to the pages of it.

And if Manni was trying to get a real comment, the Brits in RL said to Hell or Connacht, not Munster which is eCork & eKerry of eIreland. Facts must be researched in full to make an Impact.

But i can say this, I am proud to be eIrish and from no matter where i live, i live to fight another day.

Gabriel Peddie Day 870, 02:11

Not beyond possibility

Eamonn DeValera Day 870, 04:22

Heh!

John Gormley Day 870, 04:57

It would actually be cool if we just had Cork/Kerry. Then we could ignore the Kerry part and proclaim the People's Republic of Cork! 🙂

Quirke Day 870, 12:37

Patton has even said that he doesn't plan on attacking the eUK. I very highly doubt that his stance on that will change despite what might happen to the eUK if they decide to try waltzing into eIreland.

Forex Boy Day 872, 09:19

John, it would be cool if it wasn't for all the butthurt kerrymen causing drama over it.

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