Horse PotUS: Season Three
Day 3,415, 16:10
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by Derphoof
Dearest Americans,
It is my honor and privilege to present to you a renewal of “Horse PotUS” for the third season. I’ve greatly enjoyed producing the first two seasons of Horse PotUS, and I hope you have enjoyed being a part of this equine journey. We look forward to pleasing the nation with the planned season, and we hope the nation approves its renewal.
Anime was a mistake
Smaller Government for a Smaller Game
It is no surprise to anyone active and reading this article that the game has gotten drastically smaller over the years. Citizen count, damage, elections, media, and much more has taken a big hit in activity and interest. More and more people are signing in to click a couple buttons, rather than to engage with the community.
The Derpy Administration has taken steps to reduce the size of our government to fit the size of the modern-day game.
We’ve reformed our citizen welfare programs, encouraging more activity on the MU level, as opposed to citizens filling out forms. MU’s are the lifeblood of our nation, and deserve to be treated as such.
We’ve repealed the Constitutional Appendix in order to be able to give money straight to MUs and their soldiers in times of war. As such, we have closed Arm America, due to continued months of low usage, in favor of directly supplying MU’s and their soldiers when needed. This will let our soldiers receive aid, regardless of their filling out a form or not.
New Foreign Policy Direction
This administration has spent the past two months cultivating new relationships, to gain new MPPs, and to switch up our foreign policy. This will position our nation to be able to take more successful direct action on the battlefield, and to help new allies in their pursuits. Yui has been doing a great job in this area, helping to create these relationships and advance our interests. Such talks have already lead to one significant regional development.
In the coming days, we will have an MPP vote with Canada. Pending approval by Congress, this would be our first MPP with the frozen tundra in approximately four years. More regional developments are in the works, as well.
Just as well, we have had internal discussion in our administration and in private congress about MPPs with a few [REDACTED] nations. It is my hope that everything falls in place this next month to further these discussions and execute our foreign policy in a timely manner, pursuant to the approval of Congress. So, if you’re in Congress, get ready for a fun month of heated debate.
War Update
Our Training War with Canada will soon come to a close. Overall, it has been a great success. Citizens from both sides of the border had fun trolling each other in the media, as I got to write a story, and Gnil uncovered a weird nudist Canadian home temple… thing. Just as well as trolling, our citizens thoroughly enjoyed clobbering each other on the battlefield. But, all good things must come to an end.
This battle in Saskatchewan is likely to be our last full NE battle. We will be starting peace proposals, and an MPP proposal shortly thereafter. We may be able to start one more NE battle, but the peace proposals will cut it short.
To close out the month, we will have multiple RW’s in Canadian regions.
Top top it all off, this war cost the United States a whopping $0 from our treasury and Canada got to have their full Congress.
This administration has spent $0 on wars, meaning our treasury has been building and taxes have easily been able to stay at the lowest possible 1%, a victory for your wallet, and the nation’s coffers.
Americans,
The plotlines for this story have not been completely resolved. We in the Derpy Administration ask you to renew Horse PotUS for another season, in order to see these exciting developments take place.
If you’d like to audition for the cast of Horse PotUS, you can fill out this form
In your primaries, and on April 5th, I urge you to vote for Derphoof and renew Horse PotUS for a third season. It’s been an honor and a privilege, thus far.
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Glory to America.
"The Derpy Administration has taken steps to reduce the size of our government to fit the size of the modern-day game."
What a load of crap in one sentence!
Careful or you will be "reduced.'
I think the reduction started with reducing media activity LMAO
I disagree.
Multiple prior efforts to expand Government in hopes of stimulating activity have universally proven to be worthless. Each time it turns into a joke with the same punchline: What happened to ___________?
You and your comrades are still playing the same narrative of raging against every little cog in the machine, so I can understand why you are upset. less fodder for your cannons.
But in nearly every circle outside your own, the joke is squarely on you all. The 'I'm never ever happy' plot might have had its charm when there was something to wind out against, but now its just pathetic.
Think about it this way: even PQ finally quit.
DoCA gone.
WGPR - none.
Reason: the game is fading away.
Clearly the joke is on you!
If you pig disgusting elitist friends would spend less of thir time shitposting on the meta-forum and writing more articles and introduce better, wouldn't it be beneficial to the community?
And what efforts? What did Derp do to get more people involved, to boost activity?
Sign more MPPs to have less possible opponents on the battlefield?
Where's the war he was talking about?
Where are the fun & games?
You sir, Mister fake prime Minister and your whole team are a complete failure, time to admit it!
*better programs
DoCA is still there. Meals on Wheels and BU2SU are still active and used.
WHPR? Not much use for it. It was barely read and it was on life support. If you want to interview people, use your own paper. All official White House business can be published via the Presidential Paper, or an appropriate department org.
Again, our government has kept up a large and unnecessary beauty racy unmatched by any other nation. It was not needed, and it's shrinking began with cutting the USAF loose. This administraion's further transition to a smaller government, focused on in-game happenings, matching in-game conditions, has been very successful.
I tried doing those games, just to see what interest there was. I MM'd each major MU, asked the MU leaders to promote stuff internally, and I got almost zero participation. In fact, the training war provided the only real and expected boost in activity on the battlefield and in the media.
Now, it's painful to watch you shout into the void, especially when there are less cogs in the machine to rage at.
So, again. Sit down.
*bureaucracy not "beauty racy" lmao
How would new players know about Meals on wheals or BU2SU when there's no media?
At least WHPR had all the helpful links at the end of the page, so people could check them out.
You are just lazy, that's it!
So, please, shut up and you sit down, preferably on a wooden phallus!
I prefer to sit on silicone phalluses, actually.
Anyways, I guess you didn't check out the REBROIFICATION article. I plugged both programs in there, the one time it's really useful to plug them. Both are useful for wartime.
Anything else to rage about?
I'm not raging, I'm arguing, but there's no point, you just don't get it.
@Phil
Check the daily affairs. I as a new citizen received a link to the paper in the Welcome message. There is plenty of info on the Meals on Wheel and BU2SU + application forms. If a new player is interested enough he/she can read about stuff. At least that's what I did.
I agree it needs a bit more advertising, but still every new player has the access to the info needed.
So why not try something new - quit the shitty talk.
And by daily affairs you mean the daily order, you mean this one:
[DoD Orders] (Day 3,383) Scotland and Zona Austral
you mean the last one that was published over a month ago, 34 days exactly!
Please stop sucking up with such comments, you're embarrassing yourself!
Pf, I'm getting tired of this:
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-doca-in-the-house--2627695/1/20
This is sad
Justifying laziness is sad in deed!
What's sad is watching you argue yourself in a circle and I don't believe you even realize that's what you're doing. I believe you actually think you're winning an argument. You believe you've made a point but truth be told you're making yourself look like an idiot.
I've just stated facts. can't argue against facts.
Let those that read this decide what is idiotic.
uhh Feynmann i believe that is the one phil is talking about its almost 3 months old but there is a reason for that. im not too sure if anyone was told but congress voted last month to shut down Arm America. supposedly there were only 8 people using it. Phill sorry about the program i would have liked to see it improved but the program you are arguing about had no participation.
Horses and smaller government ?
Voted and endorsed with the expensive blue button!
Hail Horses!!
Good luck!
o/
Good luck!!!
V+E+C o7
I applied for a Cabinet position.
*expresses opinions on stuff*
Having said that,
V+S
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.
3rd term for the Broforce!
☭☭☭BROFORCE 5EVER☭☭☭
You've got my vote, purple endorsement and possibly a application 🙂
(great article btw)
funny the nation that participated and helped you attain your bonuses was today voted down the nation that makes up 40 million of your internal national population. i spit on your government.
Lol, I have Irish heritage. I don't care.
This is a game. Get your nationalist garbage out of here.
we have decided that from now on you may no longer refer to yourself as a person with irish heritage i declare you american your heritage has been revoked ingame by the dictator of eIreland.