Horice 'I'm going to start taking erepublik serious!'
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by Horice G Fossil
All right...I confess I'm not going to take erepublik seriously...people who do scare me.
I have this terrible un-un-uncontrollable fear whenever I see and article by the 'EVIL'
Keers and his ilk. When I started playing I thought erep could be a fun way of wasting
a few hours each week. My mother said I was a fool. She said the only way to cure it was
to become a Moustache trimmer. So I spent five ghastly years at the 'Moustache trimming'
Training Centre at Totnes. Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same top lip for five
years? I didn't want to be a Moustache trimmer anyway. I wanted to be a Spamican. Posting
articles full of incoherent babble...with my best girlie by my side...we'd sing...sing...sing...
Because, I'm a Spamcan and I'm OK, I sleep all night and post incoherent babble all day !
He's a Spamican, and he's OK, He sleeps all night and post incoherent babble all day !
I 'Sqwark' alot, I shout 'Pting', I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea. Come on Primeminister Big Ant, sing along...
He 'Sqwarks' alot, he shouts 'Pting', he goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays
he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for his tea. Over to you Spamicans...
He's a Spamican, and he's OK, He sleeps all night and post incoherent babble all day !
I post incoherent babble, I wear high heels, suspenders and pink pants! I wish I'd
been a girlie, just like my dear primeminister the raving mad Big Ant!
He cuts down trees, he wears... high heels? Suspenders... and pink pants?!...I say Horice!
Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the song which you
have just posted, about the Moustache trimming Spamican who wears women's clothes.
Many of my best friends are Moustache trimmers and only a few of them are transvestites.
Yours faithfully, Iain Keers (Mrs.) PS I am not 'EVIL' I'm meerly malevolent.
Horice
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y u so srs?
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Lighten up Horice 😛
This
Makes
Erep
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Dear Mr. Fossil
Please stop taking eRepublik so seriously before you have a nervous breakdown. To this end I have booked you on a flight to the arctic where you are to stay in a 1 star igloo. Here you can enjoy the quiet and write your memoirs in the snow.
Kind regards,
Mr. Ullok
Horice G Fossil
How dare you sir! I'll have you know
my pen only ever delivers nonsensical
ravings, never incoherent babbling!
Horice 🙁
22 hours ago
Note to self, Horice:
Writes nonsensical ravings, speaks/sings incoherent babbling, tries to use a pen (a UPS driver dipped in ink) to write on his monitor.
Oh, Ullok! All you think about is igloos. All you talk about is igloos.
Your beautiful house is made of bits and pieces of igloos.
Your books are all about igloos, every time you sing a song,
it is in some way obliquely connected with igloos...
Everything you eat has to have "igloo" incorporated in the title.
Your dogs are all called igloo. You sit in an igloo in the evenings!
Horice ):
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(y) wonderful
the seriousnessness of this article makes me cry at night
Horice'd
😢 I heard rumours that the Real Spamicans are actually a load of horsemeat...please tell me this is not true!!?
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@Vaett,
It's people. Spamicans is made out of people.
They're making our food out of people.
Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food.
You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
You tell everybody. Listen to me, Vaett .
You've gotta tell them! Spamicans is people!
We've gotta stop them somehow!
Horice ):
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Voted for Great Justice
Omg Horice you make me proud to be part of Legion ;')
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