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Today we honor a brave little rodent that really doesn't get a lot of attention much. His name is Ike the Squirrel that lives in our very trees hopping from every branch to move from state to state with the Squirrel Nut Zipper Brigade. The tough squirrel carries his own grenade launcher that he fashioned himself. Living off nuts while blowing the shit out of the enemy's feet is the game he plays. Even bit many noses and pulled hairs to make them scream. Some don't even know who the hell he is because when they start to hear more frequent stories about the mysterious critter in a given location the enemy seems to be cautious and worrisome but still end up get bit on their damn asses. Anyways let's give a big hand for Ike the Squirrel. We need more squirrels like him and you know what he is kind of like a special ops trooper. If you like this little fighting rodent please give him an endorsement of support.

"We can do it when you squirrel it."- Ike the Squirrel