Homecoming

Day 1,650, 05:03 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by unstupid


Crowds gathered last night to celebrate the return of former congressman unstupid to ESO. It was a move that was a shock to many, but apparently had been on the cards for a long time. During a press conference, unstupid released the following statement;

"It is with great delight that I announce my return to the ESO party. Since leaving ESO for TUP I feel that I didn't quite fit in with the rest of the crowd and always had a desire to one day return to ESO. However I felt that by switching sides again all credibility would go out of the window and I would be labeled an 'El Traitorini' for the rest of my elife. After some soul searching and gentle persuasion I made the jump and will not look back. I feel that ESO is going places, has gathered a lot of momentum and has the most socially active community in the eUK. I hope to become more involved with ESO activities in the future, but if I am not deemed trustworthy and kept at arms length I understand. I hope that all ESO members find it in their heart to forgive and forget the mistakes of the past."

"With that in mind I will give the first 20 ESO members to comment on this article 100 Q3 food as a gesture of repentance..."