Holy Milky Way.. It's Congress Time Again!!

Day 520, 12:57 • Published in Canada Canada • by emilio sanchez

Hello,

I did a short rap, so here it is. (I don't like rap, so my rapping abilities SUCK! Do not ask why I did a rap if I hate it, because I don't know.)


Yo yo yo

My name is Emilio and I’m here to say

I want to represent you in the congress today

I represent the CEP, and we are the best partay.


I’m runnin' in Nova Scotia because that’s my home

The only problem is I can’t win alone

I need your vote to help me out.

So vote for me and you will see

That I can make Nova Scotia all it can be!!!



Ok, well I’m tired of rhyming so I’ll just write up the rest 🙂

As you know by now I am Emilio Sanchez, and I have been representing Nova Scotia in congress for 5 months now. Some were fun months, some were terrible months. Like the month I had that nasty rash on my… Well, lets just say buttocks. Then I had that terrible time when my eye swelled up after I was punched by some angry senior citizen that confused me for Augustus. (Not sure how he got us confused, but he did say he forgot his glasses that day, plus he had a lazy eye.)

I have been here since August, and I have never left eCanada for any reason. I am here to serve the people and will not leave congress to fight. I only fight when the war is on our land. So you can be sure that I have your best interests on my mind.

I have voted on everything so far and enjoy doing so. There was one time that I was late for a congress meeting. But I was able to vote from my car on the way to the meeting since I have fitted my car with a voting button so I never miss a thing. Yeah, I’m that dedicated!


If you have any questions you would like to ask me, send me a PM. If you don’t live in Nova Scotia, then you need to call 1-800-Move-Here-Now. It’s a weird number, but the phone company gave me a discount on it, so I took it.

Thank you,
-Emilio Sanchez