Holiday over !

Day 1,715, 05:27 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by D-Glennon


Now were was I ? OH YE

so i was stalking through the mighty Australian outback after surviving the onslaught of Perth a fortnight ago when the evil indineshions discovered our kryptonite. They knew while neighbors was on the box we were open to attack EVERYWHERE !! it was boody it was brutal it was the BEST episode of neighbors ive ever seen : O but alas once every citizen in Australia stepped outside they were there ! With pointy shoes and tiny umbrellas they massacred everybody : / only me and barry scott survived !

We fled to the ju ju berry mountain were the land dolphines hold camp . I walked up to the head dolphino and stared him in the fin , he said to me : " eheeeeehehe eehee ee ehe eho man " I then knew the sesh was on !!

Little did he know I originate from Ireland were 10 pints is a recovery night . I won over there hearts and his daughter thing with the simplest of downing techniques.

My reward was I could finally return to Ireland and the curse would be lifted .

Righhhhhht soo what really happened was I went to eAustralia for a change of scenery didnt do much there , got home sick and applied for my Irish citizenship again . It just doesn't sound extreamly interesting explaining it that way . .

So hello everyone glad to be back and what not , il be in touch soon ; )

NOTE : Kurgan was spawned during the writing of this article