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Day 1,896, 05:26 Published in USA USA by Mungo Monroe

Well, Operation Gangnam Style is looking to be a success! We are beating back Taiwan and Japan and South Korea will soon be liberated!

... Wait, what? We want to liberate South Korea, as in, the South Korea that attacked us along with Taiwan? We want to give our enemies more land? To me, that sounds like defending the Soviet Union against Germany in WWII. Sure, you stopped one enemy, but you're propping up another. The only obvious deterrent would be to purge the government of enemy officials and instead replace them with a loyal president. What would we call that if someone did it here?

A PTO. Honestly, I'm surprised more people aren't complaining about this. Obviously, I must be missing something. Someone, please enlighten me!